That line reminded me of a joke I'd read a long time ago, involving a ticket clerk who was in a similar situation. When the impatient businessman was told he would have to wait in line like everyone else, then asked if she knew who he was, she got on the public address mic and asked, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have someone here who does not know who he is. If you can help confirm his identity, please report to the ticket counter." Several people in line behind him chuckled, and as he sulked off, embarrassed, he turned back and told her, "Fuck you!" Her response: "I'm sorry, you'll have to wait in line for that, too."
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Date: 2009-06-16 08:50 am (UTC)