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[apocalypsos]

Why do I watch this show? I mean, seriously. Alyssa Milano annoys the fuck out of me, Piper bores me to tears, and Rose McGowan needs to give Marilyn Manson her hairstylist for ritual sacrifice.

Ah, but then I remember those three little words.

Lips. Of. Chris.

I'm pretty sure that before I were ever to meet Drew Fuller, I would have to learn to breathe out of my eyeballs to make it easier for me to tonsillectimize the guy without coming up for air. (Is "tonsillectimize" even a word? 'Cause it should be, and it should be defined as "making out with Drew Fuller until one or both participants sprain their tongue.")

I'm really beginning to feel shocked that he's still on the show, considering he's loads prettier than Alyssa will ever be. Mmm, pretty. *snuggles and shags, whether he wants it or not*

EDIT: I have Smirnoff. Yay! Yeah, this should make writing easier. *snerk*

Comments

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

I'm still trying to figure out how something that pretty can be spawned by Leo and Piper..... *befuddled*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I know! I'd think he was adopted and no one ever told him, but I've seen the spoilers for the next two episodes, so meh to that. (Although knowing that there's Piper/Leo sex coming up, I know exactly where to do avoidance. Woohoo!)

And that black leather jacket in next week's episode? Gyah. The perfect place fo that jacket, with the exception of draping divinely over Drew Fuller's comely shoulders, is crumpled up on my bedroom floor. Yum.

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

I'm still trying to figure out how something that pretty can be spawned by Leo and Piper..... *befuddled*