Tonight's episode of AGT -- the good bits that are already up.

[apocalypsos]

Luckily -- if you want to call it that -- nearly all of the cast in the first half-hour sucked on whole-wheat toast, so I could switch back and forth between that and I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant, where a woman having a relapse of her MS had twins. Er, surprise! Heh.

Anyway, this is Lawrence Beaman singing "Old Man River," and it's goddamn amazing. DAMN.

This is Bree. She's 17 and performing a Jonas Brothers song, and she's actually really fabulous.