Writer's Block: Fantasy Sports

[apocalypsos]

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No one. Nowhere in that question does it say that I'm a vampire, just that the members of my baseball team are.

This is clearly a trick question. Hmph.

excuse me you guys rereading that question is killing off bits of my SOUL

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[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

I immediately stake the bastards so they can't wake me up at 2 and 4 yelling and slapping asses in the hallway of the hotel.

::still wishes she'd have known where those jerks were quartered, so I could have pounded on their door first thing next morning::

[misachan.livejournal.com]

I dunno. You could always just send your team captain to do it. In fact, I'm pretty sure there's a least one baseball slasher on my flist writing that story right now.:)

[damnedfallacy.livejournal.com]

Which leads to the question of how performance enhancing drugs affect the undead? Does human growth hormone work if you're no longer human? Do the urine samples sparkle like champagne? And imagine the 'roid rages with fangs and flying and creepy stalkery shit.

[meril.livejournal.com]

The only logical in-universe answer to that is "Bella's AAA lifer stepdad," isn't it?

(worldserpent had to tell me about that aspect of the first book, knowing I would obtain much lulz from it.)

[squee1123.livejournal.com]

not only is it a trick question, its a STUPID question.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, that goes without saying. ;D

Geesh...

[jazzminarino.livejournal.com]

What is it with Writer's Block being all about vampires? Last week, there was something about who would you want to bite you...

... seems to be a trend, which is too early for November.

[wiredwizard.livejournal.com]

I'd arm all members of the Harlem Globetrotters w/ stakes & bottles of holy water to take the fangheads out on the court,