So, yeah. My nips say hi.

[apocalypsos]

Oh, my God, it's FREEZING in Panera. I hovered over my soup trying to soak up the warmth and finally just gave up and ate it. And now that I'm done I can't concentrate on writing because I'm starting to worry about frostbite in my extremities. Let's see if I can lose a toe to hypothermia in August!

*sigh*

That said, two bits related to the earlier plotbunny popped into my head on the way to Panera:

1. God blanking every page on every Bible, Koran and whatnot, and then randomly replacing the missing words with "Be excellent to each other" after watching the Bill and Ted movies.

2. This exchange:

"It's okay if you don't believe in me, you know."
"If you say 'Because I believe in you,' I will punch you in the face."
"Of course not," God said dryly. "You're clearly a figment of my imagination."

Yeah, I don't even know, you guys, seriously.

Comments

[suaine.livejournal.com]

Oh, brilliant. So this god would be corporeal and walking around or more like in the kid's head?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Corporeal and walking around, probably. I figure there's more comedic potential that way. :)

[suaine.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's how I imagined it from the snippets. And I'm already deeply amused and eager to read more, so I can only hope that your brain lets you do this :D

[etoilepb.livejournal.com]

It's always that cold in my office. Somewhere around 2:30 every afternoon, my fingers finally get so cold that I can't type.

(Of course, in winter it's 85 degrees in here.)

[cat-eyed-fox.livejournal.com]

I enjoy your God. S/he sounds like a groovy dude. Have you read some of the Vertigo stuff that deals with God? Like Preacher or Lucifer. The God in them is a massive douche, but I can see His point.

[laughingacademy.livejournal.com]

I have always striven to live by the tenets (nearly typed "tenants" there) of Bill and Ted:

1. Be excellent to each other.
   
2. Party on.

Really, everything else is window dressing.

[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

I like your version of God. Kind of like Death in the Discworld series, only with less capitals.

[scary-being-me.livejournal.com]

I love #2.

[outsideth3box.livejournal.com]

&hearts you

[lots42.livejournal.com]

God DOES like San Dimas.

There's a bear loose in San Dimas, California and the police cannot catch it.

The second sentence is the truth.

[mylenn.livejournal.com]

This is exactly the kind of book I love. The sort of humour and snarky look at religion that gets me interested. You should definitely be writing this!