apocalypsos | Supernatural

-- OH GOOD LORD THE WINCEST SLASHER. OMG. I LOVE THOSE FUCKERS SO GODDAMN MUCH.

-- AWWWWW, Sam's puppy-dog face when Bobby was all, "Lose my number when this is over!" Sheesh, you two idgits, you should have known he was possessed just from that.

-- Okay, so here's the thing. I know all the problems this show has with misogyny, and this may be an unpopular opinion (hey, MAY), but I'm okay with Dean dropping a "bitch" every once in a while. Not Sam, just Dean, and sometimes Bobby. It's not the show being misogynist. It's the character being a pig. Which is true. He's a hero, but he's still a pig. He's had barely any female influence in his life other than as sexual partners or villains. Like it or not, he's not going to be in the National Organization for Women. So while I'm not thrilled with him and smack my brother upside the head for the same language, Dean didn't have anybody to smack him upside the head for it (John had a lot of flaws, and being politically incorrect had to be a smidge of that). Sam, on the other hand, was the sensitive one. I have a hard time buying him dropping a "bitch" without a good goddamn reason.

Now, when it comes to violent female deaths ... yeah, that's a writer problem.

-- HI MEG. HIIIIIIIIIII. *WAVES*

-- BOOOOOOOOOOBBY.

-- ... okay, if what's going on here is what I think is going on here, Lucifer is just MEAN. (Yeah, okay, Lucifer, BUT STILL.)

-- Angels: Still dicks.

-- CASTIEL. *WAVES AGAIN*

-- *clappyhands*

-- I'm loving Mark Pellegrino. He's gonna make an awesome Lucifer.

-- If they really seriously drag God into this show as an actual character I will piss myself laughing. Especially if they cast a woman.

-- Correct if I'm wrong, folks: no violent onscreen female deaths tonight, right? Becky lived, Meg evacuated her body, Nick's wife died before the episode ...

-- D'AWWWWWWW, BOBBY.

-- "I have a GED and a give-'em-hell attitude." *fistbump*

-- Oh, boys. (Sam did kind of ask for that, though.)

NEXT WEEK: JO. ELLEN. RUFUS. \o/

EDIT: Oh, oh! I almost forgot about Bobby's legs. Which is SO SAD. But here's the thing. If they don't heal him eventually, not only are they bringing back female characters and POC characters, they're giving us a regular character with a disability. Which is kind of awesome, really. And if they do heal him sooner or later, YAY BOBBY!

OTHER EDIT: Also ...

Sam: Meant to break the final seal and raise Lucifer.
Dean: Meant to break the first seal and be Michael's vessel.

The Winchester gene pool, ladies and gentlemen. Hell, I'll stick with the one that gives me a big butt and a five-head, but thanks.