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[apocalypsos]

I redid my user info, just because I could. And also, because I'm a lazy, lazy slacker.

Off to write fanfic ... hopefully. *user walks off dragging hog-tied muse behind her*

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This, ladies and gentlemen...

[seferin.livejournal.com]

is why you should friend Trollprincess

my cousin's husband offered to let my mom see him naked after he got out of the shower at their house,

On my cats: "My cat just walked by with one of my thongs dangling from his neck. Oh, great. Now he's not only stealing my underwear, he's wearing it, too. Okay, I'll accept his alternative lifestyle, but I'll be damned if he thinks he'll be borrowing my lipstick."

On writing fanfc: "Don't mind me. I like to grab expected plot points by the ankles, flip 'em upside down, and shake 'em until loose change falls out of their pockets. You haven't seen screwing with canon until you've seen me gleefully rodger the sonofabitch on top of the salad bar in full view of everybody at Burger King while yodeling the theme to "The Gummi Bears"."

I have to ask... what happened with the cousin's husband?

Re: This, ladies and gentlemen...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, God only knows. They jokes like that all the time. My cousin once waited until we were both in a room full of family before loudly asking if I'd ever heard my parents having sex in the next room.

Uh, no. And, ew.

Re: This, ladies and gentlemen...

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Would it make you feel better if I told you my uncle ran the New York City Marathon in full clown regalia, and with a plunger on his head? He actually got a picture taken with Guiliani that way