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[apocalypsos]

I redid my user info, just because I could. And also, because I'm a lazy, lazy slacker.

Off to write fanfic ... hopefully. *user walks off dragging hog-tied muse behind her*

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This, ladies and gentlemen...

[seferin.livejournal.com]

is why you should friend Trollprincess

my cousin's husband offered to let my mom see him naked after he got out of the shower at their house,

On my cats: "My cat just walked by with one of my thongs dangling from his neck. Oh, great. Now he's not only stealing my underwear, he's wearing it, too. Okay, I'll accept his alternative lifestyle, but I'll be damned if he thinks he'll be borrowing my lipstick."

On writing fanfc: "Don't mind me. I like to grab expected plot points by the ankles, flip 'em upside down, and shake 'em until loose change falls out of their pockets. You haven't seen screwing with canon until you've seen me gleefully rodger the sonofabitch on top of the salad bar in full view of everybody at Burger King while yodeling the theme to "The Gummi Bears"."

I have to ask... what happened with the cousin's husband?

Re: This, ladies and gentlemen...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, God only knows. They jokes like that all the time. My cousin once waited until we were both in a room full of family before loudly asking if I'd ever heard my parents having sex in the next room.

Uh, no. And, ew.

Re: This, ladies and gentlemen...

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Would it make you feel better if I told you my uncle ran the New York City Marathon in full clown regalia, and with a plunger on his head? He actually got a picture taken with Guiliani that way

[topaz08.livejournal.com]

Hog-tied! Hog-tied . . . and now mine won't be wandering off for those month-long vacations. I know the secret of keeping the muses!

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Magical Pants my arse.

See semi-recent Avengers issues.

A five-foot and some odd inches woman gets fucked up on emotion and radiation. Then she changes into an eight foot tall, muscle bulging green woman and her bra and panties...stay on.

Oy gevalt.

PURPLE SATIN BRA AND PANTIES.

And they stayed in through a building collapse and being thrown into well, more buildings. Then being nuked. Yes, nuked.

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[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, I think that we all know that the only things that will be left over after the nuclear war are cockroaches and lingerie. *nods solemnly*

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

*Points to your spiel about anime* You've obviously never seen any of the series Neon Genesis Evangelion... no sailor suits, no anti-gravity grooming... okay, minimal breasts, very late in the series and in the two movies.

Also, I can tell you haven't seen it, because you don't show the signs of the psychological scars it can inflict. *Still can't get Asuka's screaming out of my ears* Everyone in the series seems to have what I term "mommy issues", and the lead character has an interesting variation of an Oedipus complex. Lots of Judeo-Christian imagery and references (as well to other religions), lots of destruction/explosions, and giant mechs fighting against things called Angels (though not the kind most people are familiar with)...