apocalypsos | Phil, you ginormous hotass.

Previously on TAR -- Mostly I'm just reminded that Eric and Lisa would have annoyed the piss out of me if they hadn't been eliminated first, and I've already got enough teams doing that, thank you very much.

I know I should be more mature about the Sam-Dan/Sam-Dean thing, but I can't help it -- they argue, and all I can think is, "Oh, just kiss already!"

Lance and Keri, please get very, very lost. I hate you both so very much.

Oh, Marcy, it's nice to see someone being the anti-ugly American.

OMG, an actual clue?! Go, show! I like when they use actual clues.

I find Cheyne adorable beyond words with his crouching to approach the dragon.

God, Lance and Keri are IDIOTS.

Mika and Canaan are so very, very lame.

Okay, making them pronounce the Vietnamese in those clues is just MEAN. Heh.

I wonder if they could have gotten away with taking a newspaper or something with them to compare the Vietnamese letters to.

All right, that was already in the previews from last week, but still, OH NOES.

Oh, man, Lance and Keri are TERRIBLE at this.

Oh, for heaven's sake, Marcy and Ron, GRAB A VIETNAMESE PERSON. You are surrounded by Vietnamese people. Aaaaand now they grab one.

Globetrotters and hot blondes, woohoo!

And Pinky and the Brain are third.

I'm crossing my fingers that Marcy and Ron can kick Lance and Keri's ass at this because while some of the other teams can bug, I don't actively hate the others as hard as I do them. (The Poker Queens are not irritating me as much as they were last week, and Brian and Ericka are doing a bit better as well.)

Gay brothers, woohoo! (I may be shipping them and Phil. OT3, baby!)

Uh, aren't they trying to recycle those parts? Doesn't just breaking them defeat the purpose?

Poker Queens, Virgins (With Each Other, Anyway) finished.

CAN WE HOPE FOR A MIRACLE LANCE/KERI ELIMINATION?!

YAY ZEV AND JUSTIN!

Ugh, Lance and Keri.

Aw, Marcy and Ron. They were so nice. And yet we get to keep stupid Lance and Keri, damn it.