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[apocalypsos]

Just when you thought the Catwoman movie couldn't possibly get any worse, according to AICN, Benjamin Bratt isn't playing some random detective in it. He's actually playing freaking Batman.

I will totally accept Christian Bale playing the Bat because he's got the right amount of emotional gravity for it, but Benjamin Bratt?!

Uh, no. Just ... just no.

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[hamadryad.livejournal.com]

"Ahhh! Run for the hills, evil-doers! It's Batman! It's....uh. Batman? Hee hee hee....a man. And he dresses like a bat. Heh. Heh heh. Heh heh ha ha HA HA AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"No, I'm scary! And mysterious! Look at me scowl!"

"Oooo, scary scowling guy. Why aren't you....SCOWLMAN?"

*bad guy collapses in hysterical laughter*

*Bratt-man scowls petulantly and stomps his widdle foot*