I cannot begin to describe how bored I am.

[apocalypsos]

Comment to this. I don't care with what. A rec, a quote, an amusing link, a complaint ... whatever. Feel free to run wild.

Comments

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

*does her best imitation of qnotku*

Get to work writing on whatever your current project is!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

But I've already got one nag to deal with! *whimper*

She persuaded me to do a collage-type thingy for DMIDS. I'm far too tempted to give Jack Jude Law's body, Orlando Bloom's face, and Drew Fuller's pretty, pretty eyes for the rewrite.

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

Well, if you'd do what she says, the rest of us wouldn't have to take up the slack... ;)

*ponders collage image*

Mmm.....yummy.....

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

Yay for bad fanfiction of not-so-great tv show!

In case of boredom read this...

[seferin.livejournal.com]

A rec :

http://cattails.homestead.com/

A quote:

An acceptable level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job

Caution--I was not hired for my disposition

Come on, people--I can only do six things at once, and one of them HAS to be breathing

Here at First National, you're not just a number--you're two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash, and another number

An amusing link:

http://www.nancybuttons.com/catalog.cgi?action=browse&

A complaint:

Any reason you rarely respond to my comments?

Re: In case of boredom read this...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Any reason you rarely respond to my comments?

*wince* Sorry about that. I'm a bad, bad procrastinating fool. (Did I say thanks for the stuff off the wish list yet? Because seriously, thankyouthankyouthankyou. :))

Re: In case of boredom read this...

[seferin.livejournal.com]

I jyst wanted to make sure I had not said something to irritate you.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

No, no, it's just me being a dumbass. :)

Re: In case of boredom read this...

[perch-and-creep.livejournal.com]

Come on, people--I can only do six things at once, and one of them HAS to be breathing


That was really cute. I'd just figured I'd chime in.

[theliel.livejournal.com]

yay. we need to start a board at work club. that way, since everyone is board as hell, we can all be board as hell together!

and now for something completly differnt:
i'm board.
i'm the chairman of the board

[perch-and-creep.livejournal.com]

Now if Mattel is breaking up Ken and Barbie and they're going to remain just friends...and then there is a new man on the horizon does this give Barbie's friends free reign to start dating the Kenster?

And why would Mattel only have Ken and a baby as the males but Barbie has like fifty friends? Is this a way of saying, "hey I'm adorable and have the men, you must all be my envious but loyal girlfriends and pine away in your size sixes?"

Bah bring on the men! Whore Barbie! Barbie's wild orgy! Lesbian Barbie! And wait! *gasp* now all the Barbie's and Ken's that had babies not only have broken homes but the children are illegitimate. *watches childhood burst into flame*

Course this would be more traumatic if I'd actually played with Barbie as a child. *shrugs*

I'm bored to.

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[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

No, the children aren't illegitimate. They're just going to be in new blended families when Ken finds himself a new girlfriend.

Or more than likely, when Barbie gets with her new Australian hottieboy, since Barbie's the one with eight thousand high-paying careers, and Ken's just the plastic tagalong.

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[theliel.livejournal.com]

you are correct, now there are however amultatude of single family homes, at least untill barbie hooks up with her same sex lover and then we have to explain to little ken jr. why he has two mommies.

and if memory serves there have been other bois, just none with the, *ah-hem* staying power of ken.

it's a conspiracy...a c-o-n...-spiracy...

[theliel.livejournal.com]

maybe ken is actually the mastermind of a polyigamy cult and barbie is just the recruiter and breadwinner for ken's illicit herem? maybe she just has the outfits for use on "the set"?

illagitimate pr0nz childs?

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[virgulesmith.livejournal.com]

I used to have Donnie and Marie Barbies. Donnie was quite the player, given that I thought Ken looked too schmarmy, even as a child. I just didn't like his hair. Now Donnie? He was cool and he had sparkly clothes too.

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[lots42.livejournal.com]

Hell, the whole thing with pregnant doll Margie traumatized me.

Notice how Barbie always takes care of her 'little sister'? Where the hell are Barbie's parents? Why is she stuck with babysitting duties all the time?

I bet Barbie's parents are sleeping off a good drunk upstairs in the guest room of the Mattel Malibu Dream House. And Barbie has to change diapers and make a bottle because no one else will and Dad will start screaming again

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[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Ten bucks says Barbie's little sister is really the bastard child she had after an underage love affair with the photographer at one of her modeling shoots and her parents felt obligated to adopt her and just lie to the poor kid, making her think her own mother is her sister.

It doesn't mean it'll totally screw her up, though. I mean, Jack Nicholson turned out just fine, didn't ...

Uh, never mind,

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[lots42.livejournal.com]

Oooh, spill the gossip about Jack!

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[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Here, I copied this from IMDb ... Abandoned by his father in his childhood, he was raised believing his grandmother was his mother and his mother was his older sister. The truth was revealed to him years later when a Time magazine researcher uncovered the truth while preparing a story on the star.

Bobby Darin had the same thing happen to him, to, as I understand it.

[livejamie.livejournal.com]

http://www.pconline.com.cn/pcedu/carton/mtv/0401/299534.html
http://pya.cc/pyaimg/pimg.php?imgid=2437
http://www.themoens.com/Photos/Events/snowSculpture/y2003/main.htm
http://www.poorlydrawnanimals.com/
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/pmsalert/

[cmpriest.livejournal.com]

i got "Vacation Pepe" for Valentine's Day.
there will be muppet vs. cat battles before long.
be afraid.

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[theliel.livejournal.com]

i have to know. what is pepe?

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[cmpriest.livejournal.com]

Pepe the Prawn.
he's a shrimp.
he's a muppet.
he used to be on those Long John Silver's commercials
("dude, man, you are stifling me...okay?")

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[theliel.livejournal.com]

wait? is that the one that screams "I AM NOT A SHRIMP! I AM A KING PRAWN!!!"?
if so. yayness.

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[cmpriest.livejournal.com]

i believe so, yes.

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[theliel.livejournal.com]

CAT PRAWN w00t:)

(on a side note i'm not allowed to order chinese food in person in the Uk due the fact that rice does not come standard with meals, Prawn Crackers do. i keep asking to know which one is the money shot)

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[cmpriest.livejournal.com]

go to my LJ right now for more prawn shots.
*aw yeah*
baby.

[yaksha42.livejournal.com]

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

little weird cartoons. (http://www.explodingdog.com)
interesting graphic design. (http://www.youyesyou.com/index.html)
knitting! (http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEfall03/index.html)
images of "bored at work." (http://creative.gettyimages.com/source/search/resultsmain.asp?source=quickSearch&brand=allbrands&selImageType=7&chkLicensed=on&chkRoyaltyFree=on&txtSearch=bored&UQR=yyjprs)
build the best paper airplane. (http://www.zurqui.co.cr/crinfocus/paper/airplane.html)
how about some origami? (http://www.paperfolding.com/)
mixtapes generator (http://www.tinymixtapes.com/amg/)

Hope that distracts you for a bit. All of it is work-safe.

serious suggestions:

[theliel.livejournal.com]

http://www.illwillpress.com/
(our lord and master...foamy)
http://www.ubersoft.net/index.html
(it's a computer. it's supposed to hurt skipper!)
http://www.somethingpositive.net/
(proof that while god may hate us, he hates others more)
http://www.schlockmercenary.com/
(it's talking poo with a plasma cannon. w00t)
http://scandalsheet.keenspace.com/
(so, where do you think a desperate english major will get a job these days?)
http://www.leasticoulddo.com/
(it just hurts. yet i keep reading. must be good)
http://www.redvsblue.com/
(one of the guys works on angel apperently..)
http://www.10kcommotion.com/
(ddr, manga, luv. what could go wrong?)

[illian.livejournal.com]

/porny

Read Something*Positive

[strobineller.livejournal.com]

The first comic (http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp12192001.shtml) sets the tone.

[aberrantangels]

I am actually a superintelligent mutant from the universe next door. The "This Day in Trinity Universe History"/"Today in the Trinity Universe" posts in my journal represent the reality from which I came; the others are the fictional ones.

Or maybe I just wish that were the way it was.

[ismelljello.livejournal.com]

how come people dont dive into snow banks like they do leaf piles?

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[sabotabby]

I do. I'm Canadian, after all.

And sort of an alcoholic.

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[ismelljello.livejournal.com]

Im minnesotan, so by all means ive had the opportunity. But i really should have tried it in november when the snow banks arnt packed down, or got a heavier coat.

[thedivinegoat.livejournal.com]

Join Me

Join Me

JOIN ME!

[lots42.livejournal.com]

http://ape-law.com/GAF/

Making fun of stupid comic books. Such as (seriously) 'Captain America Vs. Drugs'. Yes, because that will end successfully.

[frogmajick.livejournal.com]

It's raining here. I'm at my mom's but have to go home today. I have to do a ton of homework so I cna present to morrow in class and I haven't even cracked the book. I'm seriously considering being absent.

[howifall.livejournal.com]

An interesting take on why exactly you can't rely on the Bible as to why homosexuality is an abomination (sic) (http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/310829.html?thread=17473581#t17473581)

From this discussion (http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/310829.html?thread=17421869#t17421869), in this thread (http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/310829.html), in fandom_wank (http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/).

[saffirebleu.livejournal.com]

I miss Captain Asshat stories. Whaaaaaa!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Me, too. *sniffle*

Although, not Captain Asshat himself. Nope, don't miss him at all. Not with the great rifle scope I bought last week.

*whistles innocently*

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

My head hurts.

Damn school, damn it.

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[wicked-dragon-x.livejournal.com]

*points at your icon* I'm not even into the whole Harry Potter thing but I think that's the best use of Savage Garden lyrics on any icon I've seen thus far.
*wants to make icons for other fandoms with that quote*

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Don't Panic.