Oh, yeah, there's one more show I watch on Wednesday.

[apocalypsos]

-- Eli, you live with your parents, you have a steady job, and you don't pay rent? Fuck, my brother and I both paid rent when we were out of college and had steady jobs. We're ADULTS, for fuck's sake, Eli.

-- Oh, my God, Padma's boots.

-- Aw, obscene product placement. It wouldn't be Top Chef without it. *pats show on the head*

-- FUCK YOU, ELI.

-- Aw, Kevin. You have everything tattooed on you. Bless.

-- THE WINECAVE. I've seen that place! I don't even like wine and I love that thing.

-- No word of lie, I almost thought Stephen might show up for the pinot. Heh.

-- Oh, hey, Laurine's getting the loser edit.

-- Uh, I think Ash is getting it, too. Neither one's a real surprise, let's be honest.

-- Ugh, that fight. Robin should have laid off with the passive-aggressiveness, but Eli's still worse by a long shot.

-- "I didn't come here to make friends"? Really, Robin? You want to go there?

-- Dear show, can't we just skip to the end and keep this top four and forget the rest? It's looking like it'll be that way anyway.

-- YAY KEVIN! My big cuddly teddy bear!

-- God, listen to them. They all sound like petulant five-year-olds.

-- Okay, I kinda like Bryan over all the Eli-needling.

-- I'm going to miss Ash, but I'm amazed he lasted this long.

Next week: Oh, good Lord, who did Robin kill in a past life to end up on THAT Restaurant Wars team? And is she seriously compounding it by whining about the dessert? *headdesk*

Comments

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

I thought about Stephen too.

And I could not get over Eli being 25, living at home, not paying rent, and acting like telling us that was going to make us all go "My GOD I must have sex with you RIGHT NOW, THAT IS THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER!"

I may have also shouted "If I WAS your mother I'd either kick your ass out of the house or make you PAY SOME GODDAMN RENT." when he had that fight with Robin.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Eli is such a fucking bag of pus. I have no problem with someone who lives at home with their parents, as long as they fucking contribute. And yet somehow I don't see Eli being the type to use the money he's saving on rent to pay the electric bill or buy groceries, and I'll bet he's EXACTLY the sort of magnificent douchebag who comes home from work at whichever restaurant he works at and never once has the first thing out of his mouth been anything other than, "Hi, Mom, what's for dinner?"

Did you notice he's front-of-house next week in Restaurant Wars? Because let me tell you, before I eat what I really need to see to test my appetite is his smarmy smile and unwashed hair.

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, exactly. He strikes me as the type who's thrilled to live at home because that way Mom does his laundry and all of his salary can go towards his Xbox.

I missed that in the preview. Mostly because I saw that Jen was having problems and that made me cry out in agony.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Pfft. My brother's that type and he's STILL mature enough to pay my parents rent without complaining. (Well, much, anyway.) Which says a lot about Eli, because my brother can't possibly be making anywhere near what Eli must be making as a professional chef while my brother's working at a freakin' gun factory.

Aw, when I saw Jen freaking out, I freaked. But the other side doesn't particularly look like it's having any better a time, so my fingers are crossed big-time.

[laughingacademy.livejournal.com]

Ugh, Eli is such a snot.

It seems like Jen has a freak out every week and then proceeds to make something awesome, this quickfire being a rare exception.

Dear show, can't we just skip to the end and keep this top four and forget the rest? It's looking like it'll be that way anyway.

WORD. I will be astounded if the final three aren’t all from tonight’s top four.

Kevin’s a lock for fan favorite, y/y?