apocalypsos | Wednesday night television

How adorable is Cat Deeley? I seriously need a GIF of her bouncing around the stage, because that was BEYOND cute.

The Simpsons shout-outs are obnoxious, for the record.

For the record, most of the reason I liked Jakob and Ashleigh last night was simply because they danced to "Relax".

If it comes down to Pauline/Peter, Ellenore/Ryan, and Nathan/Mollee, I won't be even a little bit surprised.

Peter hits my lovable-douchebag kink so hard. I mean, he teaches special-needs people dance! But ... but he's skeevy! He's kind of a creep, really, and yet there's still something vaguely appealing about him.

I do love how Cat says Pauline and Peter's names. It's so lovable.

... the HELL?

I kind of love Nigel right now. OMG NIGEL. It sounds so mean, but it's TRUE.

*sigh* Well, I guess Pauline and Peter are going home, because Karen and Kevin had a better routine last night and the judges seem to like Ellenore and Ryan more.

HOLY SHIT, NIGEL. Has he been reading forums on the internet?! He's giving them a HUGE kick in the collective butt.

I miss Ade now that Nigel's spent the past five minutes giving him a verbal tongue bath.

Awwww. Goodbye, Peter and Pauline. You're sweeties.

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Oh, Quinn. Are you listening to yourself? SERIOUSLY. I know you knocked on Puck's job but YOUR BABYDADDY HAS A JOB. In this economy, I would have been honest just for that fact alone.

Quinn, your parents are going to figure out you're pregnant eventually. Come on, seriously.

Artie doing "Dancing With Myself" is now one of my favorite performances ever. He's got a great voice.

"You're irritating most of the time, but don't take that personally." HA!

A wheelchair number! \o/

HOW DOES PUCK DO THIS?! I think he has more chemistry with Rachel than Finn does, and look at this! He has more chemistry with Quinn, too!

I kinda love Kurt's dad.

OH GOOD LORD. I think I have to change my Yuletide submission, because I just talked myself into wanting a story in which Puck, Quinn and Rachel enter into a polyamorous relationship and raise the baby together.

"I really like Artie, okay?" I admit it. My mind went there. It's Puck, for God's sake. My mind ALWAYS goes there.

"I want to be very clear. I still have the use of my penis." Oh, Artie. Sweetheart.

AWWWWWW, Hummels.

See, this is why the pregnancy storylines bug me. They require so many characters to take turns being stupid. This week: Quinn's parents!

Oh, my God, Puck is such a DOUCHE. I love him. It shouldn't work that way, BUT.

I've got ten bucks that says Becky is related to Sue or something.

Okay, on one hand, I think Rachel's doing a better job. On the other hand, I love Rachel and I'm STILL sick of her getting all the leads.

Oh, Sue.

They went on a date! And then she kissed him! And then it really really really sucked. D:

HE THREW IT TO PROTECT HIS DAD. OMG THESE TWO.

Okay, I kind of love this performance like BURNING.