Fuck 2009 with a chainsaw dildo.

[apocalypsos]

I only just missed getting last week's timecard to the receptionist, and therefore to the temp agency, meaning that I may not get paid for last week until next week.

Which is great, because my car needed the rear brake shoes replaced and it's going to cost me $150.

Which is great, because I can only afford maybe a hundred bucks before I start digging into rent money. And that's if I get paid at all this week.

The girl sitting next to me at work plans to ring in the new year by setting fire to a 2009 calendar. I'm SO stealing that idea from her.

... fuck my eggs. Anybody want to buy one of my ovaries?

Comments

[rattyfleef.livejournal.com]

Pssst! What's your paypal email? December has been a bright spot in a shitty year and I can throw you $50 or so. Consider it a fanvance on the AWESOME that will be your first publication <3

This is freely offered because reading your journal makes me :)

[slashfairy.livejournal.com]

yeah, i missed by mailing by one day for my last disability check. fucking night-shift forgetfulness.

here, have someone else's elegant rant about 2009 http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/7310774.html
it made me laugh.

Bah!

[jazzminarino.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but the title and this entry made me chuckle. Not so much the money woes, and woes they be, but the title and especially the closing...

... *tosses happy vibes your way for 2010*