You guys. YOU GUYS.

[apocalypsos]

These are some colorful complaints made to the FCC about Adam Lambert's VMA performance.

I want an Adam icon which says, "His lesbian status is his own." Because seriously, people, HIS LESBIAN STATUS IS HIS OWN.

Also, this one wins at life.

Comments

[mamadeb.livejournal.com]

Seriously. The lesbian status one was the BEST of the real ones.

[valerie]

While we're at it, can we get one saying "A proper woman like Lady Gaga"? Because while that one was clearly sarcasm... BWAHAHAHA

[medie]

*falls over laughing*

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

Not really adding to the discussion, but thinking you might enjoy this.

[dmlpacker.livejournal.com]

You're right, that one is my favorite. I kind of want to hug whoever wrote that piece of work. I had a smirk on my face the whole time.

[slippery-fish.livejournal.com]

Also, this one wins at life.

AHAHAHA! That one is just a whole new level of awesome.

[marag.livejournal.com]

I would totally buy fagatoni pasta. ::coughs:: That just made me laugh hysterically.

Bwahahahha....

[jazzminarino.livejournal.com]

I didn't watch any of this, but caught most of the hoorah about OMGTEHGAY. And it makes me giggle and giggle.

Thank you for giving me such an awesome laugh. Between the fagatoni (which I may have to incorporate into my language because it's awesome), the "lesbian status" (which I may have to start asking my friends), and the whole bit about proper ladies like GaGa and Madonna, I almost fell off of my chair...

... this is just WIN!

(I'm keeping these links, and going to quote it in mine, because it made my day, kthnx.)

[spiritof1976.livejournal.com]

"Shakira was bad enough pushing her twat in my face."


DAMMIT WHY DID I MISS THAT? *cries*

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I don't even know who Lambert is and I am annoyed. When I see something on TV I do not like, I turn off SyFy change the channel.