I may have an actual post written sometime tonight.

[apocalypsos]

But first, you simply must watch this (NSFW due to language):

Comments

[valerie]

Ha! The John Barrowman line from Shark Attack 3 is in there; therefore this video is completely valid :)

[hllangel]

my thoughts exactly.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness, SO DELIGHTFUL.

It's rather shameful how few of these films I've seen, but I knew a LOT of the lines. Oh pop culture!

I LOVE that John Barrowman's ridiculous shark attack movie or whatever made it in there. And Mark Wahlberg's FACE. "Gonna murder me in my sleep?" "What?! No!!" Ahahaha. Why did they have such a hate on for Obi-Wan being sad about the younglings? THEY'RE YOUNGLINGS! HE SHOULD BE SAD! *g*

And then of course it ends with cheestastical bromanticism. :D

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Possibly it's that he used the word 'younglings,' which always struck me as ridiculous.

IT'S REALLY OKAY BE SAY HE MURDERED THE CHILDREN, LUCAS.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

Well it does sound slightly ludicrous, but, and I'm not a die hard Star Wars fan by any means, but I always assumed that "younglings" was something of a title for the young potential Jedi? Almost a rank, to distinguish them from other children. I do admit it sounds a little ludicrous though. I get distracted during those scenes by Ewan's FACE - I cannot be held responsible for my actions. :D

[free-reverie.livejournal.com]

I had to comment, just to use this icon.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

I WOULD LIKE TO AWARD YOU: THE INTERNETS. Congratulations! :D

[sabotabby]

That could be a drinking game.

The Governator: One sip
Any member of the Church of Scientology; Two sips
Ewan MacGregor saying "younglings": Drink until you forget the prequels happened.

Though I must speak up in defense of Rowdy Roddy Piper. That line was among the greatest lines in any movie ever.

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

omg. keanu reeves is in EVERY CLIP. its either him, arnold, or - god bless him - poor patrick swayze. heeeeeeeeeee!

[supesfan88.livejournal.com]

I was just gonna ask, was that John Barrowman offering to eat a woman out? Doesn't that go against his religion or something? There's gotta be some gay man code he's breaking right there.

[beanarie.livejournal.com]

My favorite moment is the "...Huh" after Jesse Ventura's "I ain't got time to bleed." Also heroin. Flavored. BANANAS.

[kanedax.livejournal.com]

I'm just highly amused that half of those lines are from either Batman & Robin or The Prequels.

Oh, and how they only got one line in from Plan 9 is beyond me. I suppose they just decided the entire movie was one bad line and ran with it.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Oh, good times!

Actually, I had only seen about 1/4 of the films- a lot of stuff was from action/horror movies I had no interest in.

But it indeed had many many classics.

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

Let's see: Lots of Batman & Robin, Star Wars (mostly prequels), Schwarzenegger, Swayze, and Keanu. Conspicuous by its absence: Anything from any Star Trek movie, or anything with Shatner in it in general.