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[apocalypsos]

wenchamok, this little story about the Girl Scouts made me think of you. Ugh. Morons suck.

You know, as bad as yesterday was, what made it even more fun was that the new headphones that I bought on Friday because my other headphones broke ... well, they broke, too. Which pissed me off twice as much when the guy who tells me to do data entry every night came over and apologetically told me to take 'em off so I could hear the phone. Oh, trust me, buddy, I can hear the goddamn phone.

And I've decided that tonight, for kicks, I'm going to answer the phone every time it rings. And I mean every time ... to the point where there's a stack of data entry a mile high and as I walk out the door at 8:30, the guy in charge is forced to whine, "You can't stay any longer?" No ... no, I can't. In fact, at this point, I'd rather have my legs lengthened by tying my ankles to the back of a Metro train and having my ass dragged up and down the blue line for an entire day.

*sighs* Days like today, I wish I had a credit card, if only so that I could haunt the Amazon wish lists you guys tossed together. Instead of, you know, all the meaningless sex I offer. :) *user pounces on ye olde friends list and shags them silly, then once more for luck*

Hee. I love you people more than my luggage. *Carson snuggle*

And I know I haven't gotten enough sleep, because I was clicking through some news stories on Yahoo, caught the name "Sex and the City", and immediately thought, "It's an enjoyable reproductive process! And it's a large social center with very tall buildings! Together, they fight crime!"

In good news, TWoP has their review of Smile Time up. Also, my Peeps are finally starting to go stale. Hmph. That sounds like a medical condition.

EDIT: NEW YORK - Andy Rooney set the phone and e-mail lines at CBS buzzing over his commentary — in which he said God was speaking through him — calling Mel Gibson and the Rev. Pat Robertson "wackos."

*snerk* Okay, just for that opening line alone, I love that story.

I can't decide whether or not I'm going to see it this weekend. Probably, though -- not because I'm all that enthused to go see it, or because I want that anonymous moron from Spain or Amsterdam or wherever to get off on the knowledge, but I hate going into arguments on film unarmed. People who want to tell me how awful a film is and then absolutely refuse to ever, ever see it annoy me as people who tell me that I shouldn't go see a film because "you know how it ends."

Having said that, I would appreciate it if people who go to see "The Passion of the Christ" put their reviews behind lj-cuts, okay? I don't know how it ends and I'd like to keep from being spoiled. But I'm really hoping Jesus gets saved and he and Mary Magdelene live happily ever after. *fangirlish squees*

Uh, kidding. I know how it ends. Jesus has really been dead the whole movie, right?

He and Judas are really the same guy?

Soylent communion wafers are made of Jesus?

Oh, shut up.

Comments

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

The Andy Rooney link was fabulous -- just the right thing to get me awake and moving. Thanks for linking.

[hamadryad.livejournal.com]

There's no wrong way to eat a Jesus.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I don't know about that. Lightly marinating my Jesus in a lemon garlic sauce then frying him over an open flame always gives me such terrible heartburn.

Of course, as we all now, dipping him in milk and biting his head off is the best way to eat a Jesus, bar none.

[hamadryad.livejournal.com]

I think it's the lemon that's giving you the heartburn. Maybe if you go for more of a butter-dill-garlic you'll have more success? I mean, that's your OWN fault, not JESUS'S.

And I prefer to nibble off his extremities, and save the head for last. With Magic Shell. The dipping in milk is vital, though - you're right.

[cissa.livejournal.com]

You are sick sick, sick. Have I mentioned I love you????

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

You can find Jesus bars where you live? Man, my local 7-11 just sucks!

[camwyn]

dipping him in milk and biting his head off is the best way to eat a Jesus, bar none

Dude. Treyf. You've got to wait half an hour to an hour between meat products (Jesus) and dairy products (milk).

Unless, of course, you're using soy milk. Which is probably better for you anyway, unless you're allergic to soy, in which case I understand there are some very nice rice milks out there.

Of course, there's also the question of regular milk versus, say, chocolate. Which goes better?

wowsers

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

sick
crazy
and yet oh so loveable

[cesario.livejournal.com]

*dies*
Now I so desperately need an icon that says "The communion wafers....they're made of JESUS!!!"

[laughingimp.livejournal.com]

"They're Sacra-Delicious!" (http://www.wirsind1337.com/jeezits/small.jpg)

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

ahahaha. XD i would so much rather be sexed up and humored like this than have my wishlisty needs fulfilled. ahahahahaha.

though of course, my review of the passion of christ is probably going to consist of, "um. um. MONICA BELUCCI IS TEH HOTT.">

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

Soylent communion wafers are made of Jesus?

Ow. You made me snort vegetable soup. ::sniff:: The tomatoes make it...tangy.

[ter369.livejournal.com]

You funnee.

harmonyfb sent me.

[treacle-a.livejournal.com]

If there was any justice in the world the Body of Christ would taste of Peanut Butter Jelly Belly Beans. So I guess there isn't :(

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

...he says in a deep, Germanic voice, "I'll be back?"

Hilarious.

[nashhole.livejournal.com]

Uh, kidding. I know how it ends. Jesus has really been dead the whole movie, right?

He and Judas are really the same guy?

Soylent communion wafers are made of Jesus?


We've only just met, yet I think I might have a giant crush on you... hope friending you is alright, no need to friend back, I am as boring as dry Jesus, er, dry toast.