I'm watching the Olympics!

[apocalypsos]

There has to be a Johnny Weir/Adam Lambert fic somewhere in creation.

If no one's written it, I can only assume it sprang fully-formed from a vat of glitter after a rhinestone-and-sequin thunderstorm poured into it, after which the fic toddled off to sign up for the first of a lifetime's worth of costuming classes.

Because the thought of one not existing ... it gives me sadface.

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[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

Everything about this made me giggle like a fiend, and choke on my crackers.

[imperfect_tense]

Someone on my twitter list said Johnny Weir was what would happen if Lady Gaga and Adam Lambert spawned.

[misachan.livejournal.com]

That costume was made of pure fabulous. And I'm so disappointed in Plushenko! Sure, his shirt was bedazzled but where were the feathers? The wildly clashing colors? The man had symmetrical sleeves, for God's sake. He'd better come out in a boa for the free skate if he wants to compete with Weir!:)

[scriptchick.livejournal.com]

Rumour about town is that he's on a quest right now for a pink bathmat for Athlete's Village... :: gigglesnort ::

[themadfish.livejournal.com]

Hahaha I had that exact same thought.

[anoel.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY!!! It needs to exist. Johnny looks sooo much like Brad, he's just Adam's type. And that costume...gah I love it so much.

[draconic-voices.livejournal.com]

Have you seen his absolutely fabulous Poker Face freestyle skate?

It is not fic, but it might tide you over 'til someone writes some (which they need to do now, now, now!)

[crediniaeth.livejournal.com]

It is being worked on! Not by me, but only three posts after yours has it been announced on my flist that this fic is in process! Have no fear!

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

There is this comm called ice_slash? Maybe you can find something useful.

[theliel.livejournal.com]

I saw Johnny Wier doing his short form, and my first thought was "WHACK IT WITH COLD IRON!"

He looked like the cover of some Elf-kink 'urban' fantasy.

Then I knew that it'd be rle 34'd all over the place

[sasha-davidovna.livejournal.com]

Seriously! Even my 12 year old nephew said they should get together.

[rosykate.livejournal.com]

That was one of the most fabulous things I have ever seen. I can't decide if I would want them to have sex or just trade bedazzling techniques.

[lavenderfrost.livejournal.com]

Yeah, uh.

IT'S MY NEW OTP OMG HOLY CRAP.

I know I'm a few days in commenting, but a friend of mine just linked me to some Lambert/Weir porn and I wanted to share the love. :)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/63498?view_adult=true