Oscar pre-show

[apocalypsos]

Apparently Kathy Ireland is hosting this with her boobs. Seriously, what the hell is that thing she was doing with her chest?

JAKE GYLLENHAAL OM NOM NOM.

Aw, Sandra. Where's Jesse?

No, seriously, what is Kathy Ireland doing with her shoulders?

Oh, my God, I completely forgot Katherine and Russell are supposed to dance tonight! \o/

I really want to sit down and watch Invictus.

Helen Mirren is hot as hell.

All Kathy Ireland is doing tonight is reminding me that Alien In L.A. was a terrible, terrible movie.

Jennifer Lopez's dress is, uh, a bit much.

Oh, Sarah Jessica Parker, I really don't like that dress or your hair and Matthew Broderick looks so damn old.

Cameron Diaz's dress is gorgeous.

I have absolutely no desire to see Remember Me, but finding out when and where it's set almost makes me want to go anyway. Almost.

Okay, I've just started muting Kathy Ireland when it gets to her turn.

Aaaand now I've started doing it with Sherri Shepard.

Hi, Kristen Stewart! You look about as excited to be where you are as usual.

Goddamn it, Kathy's interviewing Gabby Sidibe so now I have to listen to Kathy's irritating voice. But YAY! Gabby's dress is so pretty! It's deep blue with silver birds and I love it!

"The most popular werewolf in motion picture history" -- Are you effing serious, Sherri Shepard? You're really going to say that about Taylor Lautner? REALLY?

Comments

[dmlpacker.livejournal.com]

It's funny you should say that about Kathy. My mom spent the entire time detailing how much that chick annoys her - the way she poses for the camera when she should be interviewing and focusing on the actual stars. And I noticed it too - the weird shoulder, awkward barbie doll thing. O.o

[shadow-phoenix2.livejournal.com]

"The most popular werewolf in motion picture history" -- Are you effing serious, Sherri Shepard? You're really going to say that about Taylor Lautner? REALLY?

But - but - what about Remus Lupin!? *Pouts.*

[dolimir-k.livejournal.com]

The thing I noticed about Kathy was that she never bent her non-mike holding arm. Not once. It was almost as if the jewelry was weighing her down and she was unable to lift the arm!