Admit it ...

[apocalypsos]

... this entire video is AWESOME if you just pretend he's a tiny lesbian.

Comments

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

...you mean he isn't a tiny lesbian?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

He actually makes for a really cute tiny lesbian, doesn't he? Hell, I'd date her.

[eleigh.livejournal.com]

Dammit. Thanks for that. Now I find a Justin Bieber (n.b. every time I type his name I want to put Biefer. Every. time.) kind of catchy.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

NGL, I do kinda like that song. Of course, then I remember he looks like he's eleven and I really don't want to hear him sing about his love life anymore.

[eleigh.livejournal.com]

Yeah. His music would be better if I didn't know what he looked like.

[scribewraith.livejournal.com]

I can totally do that.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

As a baby lesbian, JB is the cutest thing ever. And it vastly improves the video. Even if he does look EXACTLY like Dani from "A Shot at Love"

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, "pretend"?

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

... is Justin Bieber not a tiny lesbian, then? NGL, I am sheltered enough that I am not sure what a Justin Bieber is.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Supposedly, that's a sixteen-year-old boy.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

And he's cisgender?

[twelve-pastels.livejournal.com]

...I thought he *was* a tiny lesbian. I mean, come on, he wears skinny jeans and soccer mom scarves.

[sagejupiter.livejournal.com]

I personally like when ludacris has him in a sleeper hold.

And is it sad that I would be the old grumpy bowler in the corner telling them kids to get off my boards?

Kids these days man...

[shibbyfangirl.livejournal.com]

It really is true! lol.

[dmlpacker.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* Guess who's always going to be thinking "adorable tiny lesbian" every time she sees Justin Bieber?

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

[deanbear25.livejournal.com]

That is priceless

[treelines.livejournal.com]

Wheee, infinitely better!

BWAH!

[jazzminarino.livejournal.com]

1.) This is fantastic. He IS a tiny lesbian.
2.) Dude, I would totally go bowling more often if that happened in my bowling alley. Typically I hang out and throw a lot of gutter balls, then go outside to smoke. But a club dancing in my bowling alley? Tiny lesbians or not, it would be made of win.
3.) I LOVE that this kid is rolling with Ludacris, Drake, and Timbaland. If this sucka doesn't turn out to be JTLake in like three months, I'mma shoot myself. Srsly. Why is this little 16-yr-old white Canadian kid hanging out with Ludacris? Oh that's right, he's signed by Usher and is all fly now. Everything's collapsing; my brain just exploded...

... *squish*

[dhark-charlotte.livejournal.com]

You know this is one of those videos he'll cringe at when he's older...

[deanbear25.livejournal.com]

I am so glad that I am not the only that looks at him and sees a young lesbian instead of a 16 year old boy.

[tenebris.livejournal.com]

Not only a tiny lesbian, but a tiny lesbian who happens to be leading a group of teenage males. Into a DANCE OFF. Which just adds awesome onto awesome.

(This song gets stuck in my head, and the dancing in the vid makes it a guilty pleasure. Plus playing "hip hop" cameo is fun--there's Drake! And Luda doing another rap bridge amuses me, because he's in like, every second song these days.)