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apocalypsosI was curious if I was the only one shipping Lee and Crystal, so I searched interests for Lee Dewyze because searching for Crystal's name didn't bring up any shipping comms. (Aw, but ... but Crystal and the Magnificent Sausagefest!)
I'm unsurprised there's no Lee/Crystal comm. I'm equally unsurprised there's a Lee/Andrew comm. And the Lee/Casey comm ... okay, two pretty tastes taste pretty together. I get that.
But WHY IN THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER'S SPARKLY MAGICAL NAME IS THERE A LEE/AARON COMM?
It's not even that Aaron is five. Okay, okay, so maybe part of it is that Aaron is five. Is there anything sexual about him at all? Even a little bit? Don't you figure that if he does have a girlfriend they walk down the street swinging their clasped hands and singing Disney songs along with tiny animated woodland creatures and occasionally Eskimo-kissing?
I'm unsurprised there's no Lee/Crystal comm. I'm equally unsurprised there's a Lee/Andrew comm. And the Lee/Casey comm ... okay, two pretty tastes taste pretty together. I get that.
But WHY IN THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER'S SPARKLY MAGICAL NAME IS THERE A LEE/AARON COMM?
It's not even that Aaron is five. Okay, okay, so maybe part of it is that Aaron is five. Is there anything sexual about him at all? Even a little bit? Don't you figure that if he does have a girlfriend they walk down the street swinging their clasped hands and singing Disney songs along with tiny animated woodland creatures and occasionally Eskimo-kissing?
