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Mar. 2nd, 2004 09:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsos"The Passion of the Christ" has made $125 million since opening last Wednesday. You just know some numb Hollywood executive somewhere is trying to pitch a sequel.
"... so then he comes back from the dead to get his revenge, and he gets teamed up with a dog. Ooo, or Jackie Chan! And then there's this huge gunfight with exploding Romans and Jesus can wear some quality product-placed sunglasses ... hey, let's get John Woo to direct! We could make the Holy Ghost a total bad-ass who shows up during the gunfight as a dove and morphs into a ninja! What do you say?"
Um, I think I need to stop making so many sacreligious jokes.
"... so then he comes back from the dead to get his revenge, and he gets teamed up with a dog. Ooo, or Jackie Chan! And then there's this huge gunfight with exploding Romans and Jesus can wear some quality product-placed sunglasses ... hey, let's get John Woo to direct! We could make the Holy Ghost a total bad-ass who shows up during the gunfight as a dove and morphs into a ninja! What do you say?"
Um, I think I need to stop making so many sacreligious jokes.
