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[apocalypsos]

"The Passion of the Christ" has made $125 million since opening last Wednesday. You just know some numb Hollywood executive somewhere is trying to pitch a sequel.

"... so then he comes back from the dead to get his revenge, and he gets teamed up with a dog. Ooo, or Jackie Chan! And then there's this huge gunfight with exploding Romans and Jesus can wear some quality product-placed sunglasses ... hey, let's get John Woo to direct! We could make the Holy Ghost a total bad-ass who shows up during the gunfight as a dove and morphs into a ninja! What do you say?"

Um, I think I need to stop making so many sacreligious jokes.

Comments

[stone-princess.livejournal.com]

Um, I think I need to stop making so many sacreligious jokes.

Aw, what fun is that?

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

http://www.theonion.com

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Why am I not surprised?

I seriously need to read the Onion more often.

[wonderlander.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're not the one who got struck by lightning. Yet.

Wandered in from Metaquotes. You must get that a lot.

[fantasticmuse.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

I just had a discussion about this with my brother. We decided the sequel will be called:

The Passion 2: He Won't be Crossed Again.

...and now I'm going to hell for sure. Eh, at least it's warm.

Re: Wandered in from Metaquotes. You must get that a lot.

[backfromspace.livejournal.com]

I like Child of the Passion, personally.

P.S. Hi!!!!!!!!!

Re: Wandered in from Metaquotes. You must get that a lot.

[fantasticmuse.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Oh, that's great. Sounds like it could double as the title of a trashy romace novel.


P.S. Hi! =D

Re: Wandered in from Metaquotes. You must get that a lot.

[backfromspace.livejournal.com]

Let's totally have a really long conversation! Neither of us know trollprincess and we both wandered here from metaquotes. We have so much in common, it's freaky.

[livejamie.livejournal.com]

i love you.

[fire-and-a-rose.livejournal.com]

The scary thing is, Gibson is strange enough I wonder if he'd actually try a sequel. Something apocalyptic and also generally icky.

[space-pirate.livejournal.com]

well, they should use polterchrist as the sequel. for those of you who aren't familiar with the greatest jesus slasher flick of all time (it takes place in a bowling alley!) you should check out their website

hello Your Coolness

[chang-o.livejournal.com]

I just read your review of _The Passion of The Christ_ courtesy of a friend. This, in turn, led me to your journal at which I then smirked, giggled and marvelled as I read. Feeling fairly sure that your witty comments will continue to amuse & delight, I am adding you as a "friend". Hope you don't mind. :)
- Chang-O

Phones

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Would you be able to provide links/dates/memories of the pone posts you made?

Thanks!

[taosterman.livejournal.com]

No, no, continue.

No, don't stop now!!

[prettiekittie.livejournal.com]

Since we're all going to Hell for the jokes anyway, why stop? ;)

[thenetwork.livejournal.com]

Pleease don't stop.

[feath.livejournal.com]

I'm pictureing this Gladiator Matrix, kind of thing.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

"... so then he comes back from the dead to get his revenge, and he gets teamed up with a dog. Ooo, or Jackie Chan! And then there's this huge gunfight with exploding Romans and Jesus can wear some quality product-placed sunglasses ... hey, let's get John Woo to direct! We could make the Holy Ghost a total bad-ass who shows up during the gunfight as a dove and morphs into a ninja! What do you say?"

I say I would totally watch that. It would rock so much! Plus, getting young people interested in Christianity? Is good, no?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Exactly! That's why I think Justin Timberlake should play Jesus in the sequel. I know he's younger than Jim Caviezel, but hey, who cares?

[ishtar79.livejournal.com]

Please don't stop the sacrilegious jokes. They're what prompted me to add you, and plus...they're funny.

I can't wait for the Jesus action figure.

[herewiss13.livejournal.com]

There's already a sequel. It's called "The Book of Mormon". AKA: "Jesus visits the Americas".

Can't speak to its quality, but there's a guaranteed devoted fanbase already in existence. ;-) Utah blockbuster, if nothing else.