Seriously, Wal-Mart?

[apocalypsos]

I'm applying to stock part-time at night, not take over for the CEO. What's with the forty-seven-million-pages long application?

I'm also applying at a few other places, looking for a doctor that I can hit up for a check-up as soon as my benefits kick in, and researching filing for bankruptcy in Pennsylvania. Let's see how long it takes before I blow a blood vessel in my brain! \o/

Comments

[frogmajick.livejournal.com]

THIS.

Their application is crazy long. You'd totally think you were apping for a better job than what they've got open.

Kudos for finishing it. It's like a job unto itself.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Their job history section is ridiculous. What was all that BS? The job I have now didn't require me to give them that much information on my damn application, for Pete's sake.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bounce_/]

GE Money were the same. I was applying to be fucking debt collector. And yet...

(thankfully, I didn't get it. i'm not sure I could have lived with myself.)

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Some applications I filled out asked (paraphased) 'Do you think stealing is awesome?'

I'm not really sure what to think about that.

[kirana-44.livejournal.com]

Yeah Wal-Mart applications are stupid. Then if you get the job you have to sit through like 8 hours of orientation, most of which is Wal-Mart is an awesome place and everyone should love working here videos.

Not that I know anything about it or you know, have to go to work there in a couple hours.

[escritoireazul.livejournal.com]

Wow, that is really, really shitty. I hope the application process elsewhere is easier!