You want attention-whoring? Okay.

[apocalypsos]

My Facebook friends fall into three categories -- people I knew in high school, people I've worked with the past few years, and relatives. LOTS of relatives. Not my parents, though.

There's a birthday party tomorrow for my cousin. I'm not planning on going, but a lot of my relatives are, including my parents.

I just posted this on Facebook:

JFC, if I were "looking for attention," I would probably pick something a liiiiittle less stressful and painful than hyperventilating myself through a panic attack alone in my parents' kitchen.

They're going to have a LOT of fun at that party tomorrow.