Huh.

[apocalypsos]

I was unsure if they were having a Memorial Day parade here this year, but there are people setting up lawn chairs on the sidewalk outside my apartment, so I'll take that as a yes.

That's one of the downsides of living on Main Street. I'm not a big fan of parades. This is going to be really annoying, but luckily the Memorial Day parade in this town is short.

Oh, and before anybody links me to it, yes, I've seen this:

Bowersox: DeWyze Isn't Rebound Material

Bowersox says DeWyze is like a brother to her and she adds, "I love him dearly, but not that way."

Yeah, I've written Wincest, Petrellicest, and Meadecest. Tinhat still firmly in place.

(I can't help it, honestly. I know they're not hooking up. I KNOW THAT. But it harms absolutely no one if I think that he finds her mommy belly absurdly hot and she gets off on his goofy dancing and stick figure drawings, and that eventually one or both of them will want to stick their hands down the other's pants.)

EDIT: Oh, and it's absolutely hilarious that they went ahead and ASKED. I kinda love that it's gotten to the point where even the media is like, "Are you sure you two aren't boning?"

I have five chapters of Heroine Addiction to edit today. Here's hoping I can actually pull it off. :D

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[fatascribunda.livejournal.com]

Um, now I want to write weirdly domestic fic about him finding her belly hot. Thanks.

also, I find it hilarious that they keep asking her, because everyone knows it's happening. I find it slightly more hilarious that no one has asked him, because the answer is pretty clear from the way he looks at her.

[aurora]

(STICK TURTLE!!)