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[apocalypsos]

Know what I just bought at Safeway? Cookie Crisp cereal.

You know, they tell you not to grocery shop when you're hungry, but they never said anything about not shopping for groceries when you spontaneously morph into a toddler.

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[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

To burn off those carbs, you have to run and run and run and run and runandrunandrunandrunandrunandrunandrunandrunandrunandrunandrunandrun around the living room, screaming at the top of your lungs that the monster is chasing you and waving your headless Barbie doll, until you collapse in a pile on the daybed and nap for half an hour.

[budclare.livejournal.com]

*wipes tears of laughter from her eyes* Too bad that's not the newest dieting fad.