It's one of the great truths on the internet ...

[apocalypsos]

... that if Theodore Roosevelt took Thomas Edison out behind the shed and beat the living shit out of him, every writer at Cracked.com would spontaneously orgasm.

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[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

I WOULD TOO.

[sabotabby]

SECONDED.

[polaris-starz.livejournal.com]

THIRDED.

Edison was a dick.

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

TRUFAX!

[caprine.livejournal.com]

WIN.

Permission to post to metaquotes?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Heh. Sure, go right ahead. :)

[caprine.livejournal.com]

Here you go.

[cacklebang.livejournal.com]

Only if Roosevelt gave Tesla a high five after.

[trcunning.livejournal.com]

Roosevelt and Tesla would be the best crimefighting team EVER. They'd outclass Bond & Q by 1000%.

And when Bond started with the puns, Teddy would be all, "You wanna know why they called me a roughrider pretty boy?"

(Did I just slash Roosevelt and 007? ...yeah, yeah I did.)

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

Ooh, a few weeks ago, someone on my flist linked me to a beautifully-drawn cartoon of Ada Lovelace and Charles Babbage, steampunk crimefighting duo! Sadly, I had to reset my computer soon after and lost everything I downloaded for the past 3 months, and I can't remember who gave me the link. But I'd love to see that artist draw Roosevelt and Telsa in a similar steampunky vein.

[ladysmith.livejournal.com]

Do you mean Lovelace and Babbage? http://sydneypadua.com/2dgoggles/the-complete-lovelace-and-babbage/

[trcunning.livejournal.com]

The easiest way to explain Edison-hate is to say, "He was the Bill Gates of his day, but worse." Brilliant business man, ok inventor, not technically evil, wife was too pretty for him.

[jacinthsong.livejournal.com]

And if Kate Beaton drew it afterwards, everyone on the internet would spontaneously orgasm.

[theliel.livejournal.com]

edison had it coming.

[rabidrainbow.livejournal.com]

Shit, I'd probably spontaneously orgasm as well.

And I am loving the idea of T. Roosevelt and Tesla as a crimefighting duo. That needs to get written like, NOW.