The existence of this thing ...

[apocalypsos]

... can only mean that someone out there loves me and wants me to die happy. From laughing myself to death.

Comments

[jldecker.livejournal.com]

OMFGTHISSHITCANNOTBEFORREAL!?!

can it?

[shinga.livejournal.com]

"Looks like history's repeating itself."

OH MY GOD AND THEY ARE ACTUALLY SERIOUS

lol

[cherrymmm.livejournal.com]

I just....I have no words.

[silveraspen]

... oh you have GOT to be kidding me.

BRB, hyperventilating with gigglefit.

[cat-eyed-fox.livejournal.com]

It's "Hubris on a Ship"! That is so awesome.

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

The fact that Dick van Dyke's son directed this just makes it that much better, somehow.

[affectingly.livejournal.com]

Wait... that's. IS THAT REAL?

I THOUGHT IT WAS A PARODY TRAILER. BUT. WHAT??

[serrico.livejournal.com]

Titanic II: their bad idea just got worse.

...I thought they'd forgotten to write a tagline, so I took care of it for them.

[ravyn-09.livejournal.com]

....seriously? hahaha

right, okay then. *totally fails at taking this seriously*

[madripoor-rose.livejournal.com]

Ooh, this looks horrible! Think it's by the same people who did Sherlock Holmes vs dinosaurs with that guy from Torchwood, too.

[secretbutterfly.livejournal.com]

Omg, I watched that one! Guy from Torchwood (Gareth David Lloyd) looked like he was embarrassed to be in it the entire time, lol. At least, that was the look on his face a lot, lol.

[akamarykate.livejournal.com]

There is NO ACTUAL WAY that actual humans actually thought this would be a good idea.

No way at ALL.

*sings a little song*

[jazzminarino.livejournal.com]

Every night in my dreams
I seeeeeee you. I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL YOU.
THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU'LL GO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

And on. And on. And on some more.

Srsly, I was obsessed with Titanic when it came out, but wtf genre is this? Action? Horror? Parody?

Couple of things:
A.) I would never get on that ship, no matter what, because of how damned superstitious I am.
B.) I hope they got more lifeboats.
C.) If one of my friends was on it, and I got a phone call, my response would no doubt be, "Well, you dumb heifer, what did you EXPECT would happen?"

Part of me wants to see it for the lulz...

... this just has BAD IDEA written all over it.

[jim-smith.livejournal.com]

No rapping cartoon dog = no buys.

[jtersesk.livejournal.com]

See, what would be a surprising twist is if they did make a ship called Titanic II, launched it on the same date 100 years later, and NOTHING HAPPENED TO IT AND EVERYONE ARRIVED SAFELY.

[spiritof1976.livejournal.com]

Hahah, what a brilliant parody...Oh wait, it's not a parody?

[deepbluemermaid.livejournal.com]

I laughed my way through that whole trailer. And my thought at the end, where the ship's going down, was: damn, I hate it when the trailer spoils the end of the film...

[baka-kit.livejournal.com]

Wait, it's for REAL?

(I thought that the whole bit about the cell phone cameras all going off was the most brilliant part of an already brilliant parody.)