My brother is delightfully dependable.

[apocalypsos]

On the "Ground Zero" "mosque" (I did not give him my opinion before he said this):

"Seriously, who gives a shit? Let them build the damn thing already. Why are we even having this stupid discussion in the first place? It's not like they're the same Muslims who took down the World Trade Center, for fuck's sake."

Aaaand on the fact there's a Burger King and a strip club within two blocks of that "hallowed ground" already:

Bryan: "You know what would be the most amazing thing ever? If they combined the two in one building."
Me: "You just want to make a joke about 'Have it your way' being a double entendre, don't you?"
Bryan: "Damn straight."

I'm keeping him, you can't have him, get your own awesome little brother. :D