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[apocalypsos]

Good news: Ha! I knew I was right when I said Hottie Supervisor had to have something seriously wrong with him if I liked him.
Bad news: It turns out it was punctuality, as he was late twenty minutes today and fired as soon as he walked in the door.

Good news: I was told by Bossman what my pay would be upon being hired by the company, and it's %150 better than the best pay I've ever gotten before.
Bad news: He didn't actually make it official.

Good news: As Sylvia pointed out to me after I lamented the loss of the eye candy that was the Hottie Supervisor, unlike some unfortunate souls, I still have my hair, my eyesight, my hearing, and all of my teeth.
Bad news: I then proceeded to take a sizable chip out of one of my molars with a nefarious Cheeto.

Urgh.

Here's a writing challenge for you folks. Write me a fic with the following opening sentence: "Fate, graceful weaver of destinies and mythical being of untold power and knowledge, was having a perfectly reasonable day until the pissed-off chick whacked her upside the head with a two-by-four."

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[kkglinka.livejournal.com]

Fate, graceful weaver of destinies and mythical being of untold power and knowledge, was having a perfectly reasonable day until the pissed-off chick whacked her upside the head with a two-by-four.

The Doctor arrived too late to stop Ace from pulping the god of time, as worshipped by the pre-Rassilon Gallifreyans. Grim-faced, he snatched away the bloodied impliment, while Bernice Summerfield took a surrepitious sip of gin.

"What happened?" He growled.

Bernice gave a sanguine shrug. "Fate told Ace she was going die a few more times, shag my future-husband's clone on general principle, watch you die and become a time lord."

The Doctor rubbed the side of his nose, looking sidewise at his more violent companion. "You realize that you can't prevent Fate from - "

"Piss off, Professor. I just did."

The End.

Not my best effort.

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Fate, graceful weaver of destinies and mythical being of untold power and knowledge, was having a perfectly reasonable day until the pissed-off chick whacked her upside the head with a two-by-four.

"Please...consider our...offer." She choked out, before falling on the doorstep, dead.

Mary kicked the body off the welcome matt, before returning to her interrupted dinner.

Damn she hated Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Fate, graceful weaver of destinies and mythical being of untold power and knowledge, was having a perfectly reasonable day until the pissed-off chick whacked her upside the head with a two-by-four. Repeatedly. With many swear words interjected. And mass-mobbing when the others arrived.

"What the fuck do you mean he's not real? I want Legolas! NOW!"

Fucking fangirls.

this is a bit short but here goes...

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

Fate, graceful weaver of destinies and mythical being of untold power and knowledge, was having a perfectly reasonable day until the pissed-off chick whacked her upside the head with a two-by-four. This is generally the kind of thing that would piss off a greater deity and as this was no longer a reasonable day, Fate had no compunctions to keep her from turning the irate little twit into a newt.
She turned her head and looked into the eyes of the still angry chick who was readying her two-by-four for another go. Her eyes glowed and the two-by-four disintegrated spilling the still swinging young woman across the ground. Said spill was amusing enough to almost make Fate forgive her for the attack. Almost.
The girl jumped up and leaped forward attempting apprently to kick Fate, which Fate thought was just about enough. With a flick of her hand she turned the girl into a newt and threw her out into traffic where she was promptly run over by a mack truck. The truck was ironically carrying a sign that said "be kind to newts".
Fate chuckled and went back to counting the threads of time.

Call me crazy...

[seferin.livejournal.com]

If Hottie Supervisor is no longer supervisor, but still hottie? Ask him out!

[leatherdykeuk.livejournal.com]

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