I've got it all figured out.

[apocalypsos]

For Halloween, I should go as Twitter. There wouldn't be an actual costume involved, per se, but I'd spend the entire day intentionally misspelling things, no one would be allowed to say anything longer than a 140-character statement to me, and whenever someone told me something I would immediately get up and repeat it word for word to everyone I've ever met.

Comments

[azurelunatic]

Oh come now, you should have a whale (stuffed or paper or painted as the fancy strikes you) and little birds. With string.