Two post-haircut thoughts:
1. I forgot how nice having so little hair feels. *pets*
2. Oh, my God, my high school boyfriend-for-five-minutes's little brother is so adorably gay. He gave me my adorable new haircut, and he just let me sit there with my eyes shut like I always do when I'm getting my haircut, but he was really so cute and friendly and all I could think while he was cutting my hair was, "Aw, sweetie, I would have felt profoundly guilty about it, but if you really had been able to audition for Project Runway and you'd made it on, I would have slashed you with everyone."
1. I forgot how nice having so little hair feels. *pets*
2. Oh, my God, my high school boyfriend-for-five-minutes's little brother is so adorably gay. He gave me my adorable new haircut, and he just let me sit there with my eyes shut like I always do when I'm getting my haircut, but he was really so cute and friendly and all I could think while he was cutting my hair was, "Aw, sweetie, I would have felt profoundly guilty about it, but if you really had been able to audition for Project Runway and you'd made it on, I would have slashed you with everyone."