You don't want to know what he confused with the lipstick.

[apocalypsos]

So you know how sometimes you go out with the girls after work to a bar and get a little TOO drunk, and you come home and you pass out, and when you wake up in the morning you don't feel perfect but you've definitely got to be sober by now, so you shower and get dressed and do your makeup, and it's only after you stop to put gas in your car and hit the grocery store to buy a salad for lunch and stop at the post office for stamps and THEN get to work that someone bothers to tell you that you were so out of it that morning you use eyeliner to line your lips?



... yeah.