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[apocalypsos]

*pokes teeny jelly belly* Um, damn. I need to start doing stomach crunches again.

And I just got my taxes done. Yay, I'm a horrible little procrastinator! Admittedly, a horrible little procrastinator the government owes 442 bucks, but still, bad me!

When it came time for the "Would you like to donate $3 to the Presidential Election Campaign Fund?" question, I could not press the "no" option fast enough or often enough. I kept expecting the computer voice to stop in the middle of a programmed question and say, "All right, fine! I get it! How about this -- I can get you directions to a dirty basement apartment where a man named Guido is collecting funds to dispose of --" Followed almost immediately by a strangling noise, a long silence, and another, more sedate voice saying, "Hello, Mr. Anderson ... er, Miss. Care to finish your tax return before the apocalypse?"

*contemplates that* Um, Hugo Weaving and the apocalypse? Where do I get the phone number for that Telefile? *puppy-dog eyes*

Comments

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

::snicker:: I'd like that number, too, if you find it... :)

[feath.livejournal.com]

Dont forget to fill all paperwork out in Trinity.


hum. that pun doesn't work as well in writing.

[secretbutterfly.livejournal.com]

You are like...the shit.
That is all.

too funny

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

Taxes-- ugh-- mutters because I didnt get any money back this year

[acetal.livejournal.com]

*blinks* The tax department's phone system asks you to donate to the Republican presidential election campaign?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

It asks if you want to donate to the Presidential Election Campaign Fund. It doesn't specify a political party, but I'm not taking any chances.

[errantman.livejournal.com]

Actually, I talked to my mom about this a while back, who worked at a tax preparation thing. The $3 is distributed amongst all the canidates, so in effect it's the greatest help to canidates who have the most trouble raising money (read: third party mostly, a bit to the democrats too). Furthermore, it's not even your money. You'll still get the same return, but you'll be helping the green party and the democratic canidates too.

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

*snerk* When the tax prep guy got to that question, I managed to restrain myself....barely. The comment "Like hell I do!!" was oh-so-close to flying free....

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

For once, I didn't procrastinate on doing my taxes this year. I got took mine to H&R Block immediately after work the day I got my forms in. So, not only did I have my taxes done, and my tax check in hand (and spent)... I hadn't even seen the end of January yet!

This, as opposed to last year, where I made some kind of stupid mistake on my withholdings, and ended up having to pay a shitload of money to the IRS...