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Mar. 21st, 2004 11:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsos*pokes teeny jelly belly* Um, damn. I need to start doing stomach crunches again.
And I just got my taxes done. Yay, I'm a horrible little procrastinator! Admittedly, a horrible little procrastinator the government owes 442 bucks, but still, bad me!
When it came time for the "Would you like to donate $3 to the Presidential Election Campaign Fund?" question, I could not press the "no" option fast enough or often enough. I kept expecting the computer voice to stop in the middle of a programmed question and say, "All right, fine! I get it! How about this -- I can get you directions to a dirty basement apartment where a man named Guido is collecting funds to dispose of --" Followed almost immediately by a strangling noise, a long silence, and another, more sedate voice saying, "Hello, Mr. Anderson ... er, Miss. Care to finish your tax return before the apocalypse?"
*contemplates that* Um, Hugo Weaving and the apocalypse? Where do I get the phone number for that Telefile? *puppy-dog eyes*
And I just got my taxes done. Yay, I'm a horrible little procrastinator! Admittedly, a horrible little procrastinator the government owes 442 bucks, but still, bad me!
When it came time for the "Would you like to donate $3 to the Presidential Election Campaign Fund?" question, I could not press the "no" option fast enough or often enough. I kept expecting the computer voice to stop in the middle of a programmed question and say, "All right, fine! I get it! How about this -- I can get you directions to a dirty basement apartment where a man named Guido is collecting funds to dispose of --" Followed almost immediately by a strangling noise, a long silence, and another, more sedate voice saying, "Hello, Mr. Anderson ... er, Miss. Care to finish your tax return before the apocalypse?"
*contemplates that* Um, Hugo Weaving and the apocalypse? Where do I get the phone number for that Telefile? *puppy-dog eyes*
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Date: 2004-03-21 08:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-21 10:14 am (UTC)hum. that pun doesn't work as well in writing.
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Date: 2004-03-21 12:13 pm (UTC)That is all.
too funny
Date: 2004-03-21 02:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-21 02:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-21 02:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-21 04:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-21 11:02 pm (UTC)This, as opposed to last year, where I made some kind of stupid mistake on my withholdings, and ended up having to pay a shitload of money to the IRS...
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Date: 2004-03-28 06:59 pm (UTC)