You know, we could solve the whole sin issue by letting gay couples get married. In fact, the longer they're married the less sex will be being had. No sex, no sin, right? Take me for instance, I've been married 19 years and I've had so little sex lately that I damn near qualify for sainthood.
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malionette
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Date: 2004-03-24 11:54 am (UTC)CHRISTIANS: "We're gonna get married!"
GAYS: "Oh, well, WE wanna get married too!"
CHRISTIANS: "Nuh-uh, we thought of it first! You're not allowed!"
GAYS: "Are so!"
CHRISTIANS: "Are not!"
GAYS: "Are so!"
CHRISTIANS: "Are not!"
OREGON: "THERE! Now nobody can get married, so you can all just shut up about it! Happy now?"
GAYS: "...well, okay, so long as they can't get married."
CHRISTIANS: "...NO FAIR!!"
Done now.
-Callisto
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Date: 2004-03-24 12:12 pm (UTC)GAYS: No fair, no fair! MOOOOM!
OREGON: That's it. I'M TURNING THE CAR AROUND! HAPPY NOW?!
CHRISTIANS: Hey! No fair!
GAYS: *smug*
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Date: 2004-03-24 02:54 pm (UTC)