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[apocalypsos]

You know what's the best part of this story? It's rife with comedic potential, that's what.

I find myself asking, "Will they have to get a warrant to search your vagina with a metal detector?" And, "When you tell the bitches in the hoosecow that you got twenty years for getting a bar through your clitoris, will they laugh hysterically from amusement or fear?"

And also, "How exactly do they distinguish the difference between a two-year sentence for piercing your genitals and a twenty-year sentence? If you pick up illegal cable with it, does that up the sentence?"

My brain is weird, methinks.