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[apocalypsos]

There's got to be a reason I checked my Hotmail, spotted a link in the news stories for one called "What metrosexuals like," and immediately thought, "Sex with crosstown buses?"

Have now stuffed myself full of barbecue shrimp and potato salad, and considering how much of both I ate today, quite possibly might dispense the stuff from certain bodily orifices if you yank on different appendages and start pumping.

Huh. That sentence started out in an entirely different place than it ended up. Aaaaaaad now I'm using Buffy quotes in normal conversation.

Umm ... hey, look! I have a bed!

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[jenboo.livejournal.com]

well, you know. there was a bit in 'Same Time, Next Year' where the guy is talking about his son's essay that almost got him tossed out of school. It was about what he did over summer vacation and the kid had tried to get laid. The kid wrote about his unfortunate tendency to get an erection on any form of public transportation.

So, there you go.

Metrosexual.

Bwahahahaha!!!