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[apocalypsos]

My favorite part of this article is not that SMG has something else she'd rather be doing (although it's a close second), but this paragraph --

Instead, the Buffy-Angel-Spike love triangle will be resolved sans the Slayer's participation. "Angel and Spike arrive at an understanding--that's all I'll say about that," Bell said. "And without her being involved, Buffy's character has come to some sort of understanding too."

-- because my immediate thought was that this is JossCode for the last shot of the series being Spike getting Angel to bend him over his desk at Wolfram and Hart and then sending Buffy the photos.

I seriously don't want a Casablanca-esque "This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship" ending to the show unless it means their beautiful friendship involves naughty gay vampire porn, and lots of it.

You know, I don't think David Boreanaz would like it if he knew the only time I think the least bit hot is when he's having hot sex with a man, and I think that's kind of sad, really. Because then it means that he thinks I should think him kissing Sarah as Buffy is a beautiful thing, and ... uh, no. I'd rather see him make out passionately with Ratio Hornblower, but thanks, really.

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[starfishchick]

You know, I don't think David Boreanaz would like it if he knew the only time I think the least bit hot is when he's having hot sex with a man

That's how I feel about Derek Jeter. I daresay he wouldn't care for it much either.

[titti]

because my immediate thought was that this is JossCode for the last shot of the series being Spike getting Angel to bend him over his desk at Wolfram and Hart and then sending Buffy the photos.

Is there any other way? *g*

Amazingly that was my reading too. Joss will finally tell us the truth about their relationship. ;)

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

Actually David's down with the slash. He's made jokes about sleeping with Denisof, for example.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

See, I like him better knowing that. Aaaaaaand now I have a mental image. :)

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it belatedly occurs to me that I assumed he was kidding. Now I'm in a pretty mental place too.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

I think that there is no way on earth they could resolve that one with out it being about the gay porn. David Boreneaz could be having sex with a woman, and it would be gay porn.

Spike & Angel. It's probably more explicit in cannon.

Scooby Doo 2 is that much of a commitment.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

-- because my immediate thought was that this is JossCode for the last shot of the series being Spike getting Angel to bend him over his desk at Wolfram and Hart and then sending Buffy the photos.

Hmmm. Joss always says he doesn't give the audience what it wants, he gives it what it needs, and I for one really do need to see that.

[thenetwork.livejournal.com]

-- because my immediate thought was that this is JossCode for the last shot of the series being Spike getting Angel to bend him over his desk at Wolfram and Hart and then sending Buffy the photos.

Um. Yes please?

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I thought vampires couldn't be photographed.

...

Or was that videoaped?

No videotape means no "Big Gay Vampire Sex Volume 5: Gunn My Engines"

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, then, they're just going to have to go door to door and perform for the general populace in their living rooms. *nods*

[acetal.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure there've been photos of Angel in the show. He just doesn't turn up in mirrors. So no cheap motel rooms for him.

[foenix.livejournal.com]

Indeed, there have been plenty of photographs, and videos from survelliance cameras of vampires, and Angel in particular.

Which is good, because if Spike and Angel showed up on my doorstep for another rousing production of "Vampire Sex Slaves 7: Anal Stakings", I would be forced to pull out the sunlamps. I may even risk laying my own hands on a cross, hoping it hurts them more than me. ;)

J

[acetal.livejournal.com]

Well, Angel has held a cross for an extended period of time for an exorcism. He's also walked barefoot across a room covered in them and deliberately put his hand in holy water.

Spike has fought in a room full of crosses.

I think you might be in trouble.

[thenetwork.livejournal.com]

This raises interesting technical questions about the existence of the show itself. Demonic cameras? Especially emulsified film, with the gel coating involving blood of horny virgin boys? Hmmm.

[darcydodo]

I want to read the article, very badly now (hee!), but not if it's spoilery... is it spoilery?

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm much on David Boreanaz, but I'd pay to see Angel bent over a desk by Spike. And if you really want naughty gay vampire porn, I have some things for you to read. *g*

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

oh, and you totally know that Angel's the bottom in that relationship.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

You just know Angel is hoping Wes has a secret magical, twice-as-long copy of the Kama-Sutra, with levitation spells and such, that he plans to spring on Angel. Literally.