apocalypsos | I hate birds.

17:29 "@TVGuide: Report: @TwoHalfMenCBS Season 9 premiere to feature the funeral of @charliesheen's character" I hate that show, and YET ... #
18:20 Much like Clark Kent + Superman, no one has ever seen Pat Buchanan + the Grand Wizard of the KKK in the same room. Just sayin'. #
18:30 If you see Gaby Giffords walking into Congress + only care how she voted when she arrived, there's something seriously fucking wrong w/you. #
06:40 I hope the food stands at my hometown's summer fair open today rather than tomorrow. I want potato pancakes + funnel cake for breakfast. #
06:42 Also, my cat would like you to know that he is out of food, I haven't fed him, he is starving, + someone should bring him an entire chicken. #
06:53 Whenever I have a problem + am in a curse-free area, I say, "Oh, bother." I don't get in trouble, + I get to feel like Winnie the Pooh. #
07:01 @raptureistoday Well, yeah, I can't curse at work. And I don't curse around little kids, sooooo. ;) #
08:54 I just received my paperback copy of my book from Lulu. Oh, my gosh, I want to hug it to my chest for the rest of the day. :D #
10:27 Yay, I'm in a parade! Oh, wait, the guy in front of me is just driving 20 in a 35. Never mind. #
13:12 @janewiedlin Does he have a hot young guy with him to carry his luggage? #
13:13 I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SIT DOWN FOR FIVE MINUTES AND ANSWER MY DAMN EMAIL. AND ALSO A PONY. MY DEMANDS ARE FEW, PEOPLE. #
13:15 In honor of Congress going on vacation + leaving the FAA in the lurch, I think I'll be having an "Air Crash Investigation" marathon tonight. #
14:37 @moirarogersbree I saw a 1999 rerun of Law and Order a while back and died laughing at the cell phones. Aw, boxy black plastic Tracfones. :) #
14:43 @Karnythia I think it's safe to blame Aldis for everything ever. Especially surprise fanfic. #
14:45 @Karnythia Heh. I doubt that'll happen anytime soon. #
14:47 @moirarogersbree You know what's fun? Using your smartphone to look up "Zach Morris phone" on Wikipedia. :D #
14:48 @Karnythia I've been rewatching Season One of Leverage and can only concur on that count. Not that he wasn't fine back then. Mmm. #
14:51 @Karnythia It's every time Hardison gives Parker that soppy lovesick look. It's *killing* me. #