I hate birds.

[apocalypsos]

• 17:33 @jarpad If I ask you really, really, really, really, really nicely would you RT a link to my book? :) t.co/UikLSWM #
• 23:03 @ThatKevinSmith Hey, any chance you'd RT a link to my bisexual biracial plus-sized rockabilly ex-superheroine novel? t.co/gaMT6Wq #
• 12:09 @rosemcgowan Rose, if I asked really nicely, would you RT a link to my bisexual biracial ex-superheroine novel? :) t.co/gaMT6Wq #
• 12:40 I genuinely want someone at a GOP debate to ask the candidates how many have been told by God to run and which one he actually wants to win. #
• 12:41 I think I'm done with summer already. I really miss autumn lately. I want changing leaves and pumpkin-flavored stuff. #
• 12:43 I think I mostly miss fall because I ran out of pumpkin pie Pop Tarts months ago. #
• 14:48 "@Aldishodge02: This is my office today! t.co/npBKRMr" Ooo, pretty! :) #
• 14:50 "@fuggirls: MORE KIND TOUCHING. BULL TRUE. t.co/8Yw4tBc (via @abbymcdonald)" Kind Touching II: The Quickening! #
• 15:52 I'd enjoy my gray hair more if it grew in steel gray like Grandma, in a stripe like Rogue, or overnight when I was 7 like @SteveMartinToGo. #

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