apocalypsos | I hate birds.

16:08 @allthelivesofme You can totally blame me. I'm an Adagio pimp. :D #
16:33 @rosicka Okay, the fact that I can quote one awesome fandom and get a realistic answer in another one made me die giggling. #
17:26 First he's all eloquent about Amy Winehouse's death, now this: Russell Brand on the riots t.co/pZ6lAAR #
17:38 The only reason I'm against a Bert/Ernie wedding is because I think they'd be the couple who'd get divorced six months later. #
17:41 Still, Sesame Street should at least acknowledge GLBT folks. It stopped being grown-up stuff when so many kids started (cont.) #
17:42 realizing earlier than I did (in my preteens) that Uncle Bobby and his roommate only had one bedroom in their house. #
18:09 @donnajherren You could always fwd it to me. Then again, w/ my lack of a boyfriend that advice would start off, "First, impress a diety ..." #
20:04 @ClinicEscort You and me both. Gimme designer drama and pretty clothes. #
20:10 Dear Bert: Queen Victoria may have been in mourning, but she was also a hornball for her husband. #
20:11 Forget Bert. I'm falling for Joshua. #
20:12 Bye, Swatch! :D #
20:13 "@LOLGOP: Wait. Newt Gingrich is alive?" In a manner of speaking. #
20:18 I chose PR over the debate because I don't consider eight people blaming Obama while sucking Reagan's long-dead dick a debate. #
20:19 Call me when they run a presidential debate by getting a moderator who will call the candidates on their lying, bigotry and hypocrisy. #
20:23 "Me and Julie could basically flop genders." You said it, hon, not me. #
20:25 Why did you even GET gold lamé, then? #
20:29 "Good Lord, that thing is ghastly." Seriously, Becky. Also, Bert? There are cameras on you. Just sayin'. #
20:32 That Tide ad with the mom diaappointed her tomboy didn't ruin her hoodies in the wash makes me wish the kid ruined Mom's clothes instead. #
20:35 I'm rooting for Anthony/Laura and Becky/Kimberly. #
20:36 Oh, Anya, Tim knows how to say he doesn't like something. Trust me on that. #
20:41 Holy crap, Anya's sleeves. #
20:44 @eleniangel From the sound of things, cutting it off grain was what was making the bodice fit so weird. #
20:53 Congrats again to @MichaelKors on his impending wedding! #
20:56 #FamousLies Republicans love their fellow Americans. Especially the ones in the cheap seats. #
21:00 I adore Becky and Kimberly's look. #
21:01 Ooooo, Laura and Anthony's outfit is gooooorgeous. #
21:04 Say what you will about Fallene, but I really want the dress she's wearing. #
21:06 Joshua is right. They put the ready to wear stuff in the top three. I imagine it's because stilts beg for costumes, making RTW harder. #
21:08 @DCdebbie What, "Fire Obama!" doesn't count? #
21:09 Oh, my God, am I craving an ice cream cone right now. #
21:11 Oh, jeez, Kim freakin' Kardashian took the words out of my tweet. *headdesk* #
21:24 People mentioning Herman Cain is not helping my pizza craving. #
21:51 I chose Project Runway over the GOP debate and am getting the impression I chose the more intelligent option. #
21:55 Santorum thinks you should avoid the trauma of aborting your rapist's fetus. If you keep it, though, he'll traumatically call you a slut. #
22:24 I cringe when I realize that if I had to spend the day hanging out with either any GOP candidate or Bush Jr., Dubya + I would have a blast. #
22:27 @kvetchingyenta Oh, God, I read that book. I regretted not having alcohol handy. #
07:09 @peterdaou @mikeallen I guess those who aren't afraid of their God aren't allowed, either. #
07:13 I'd only call the Bachmann submission question sexist b/c I'm guessing the guys weren't asked if they'd submit to Norquist or Koch. #
07:18 If you're reading Heroine Addiction, be sure to mention it for #fridayreads! :) #
08:08 Sesame Workshop says Bert + Ernie are puppets + so have no sexual orientation. To which I say, wasn't Kermit and Piggy's wedding lovely? #
08:10 You know, if you like entrapment. #
08:15 Is it weird or just sad that I have never, EVER thought of Gonzo and Camilla that way? Although now that I have, I may need fic. #
08:16 @TheDivineGoat \o/ Thank you! :) #
09:48 I have a hard time believing God would talk to Perry or Bachmann when @stephenfry + Tim Gunn are still capable of carrying on conversations. #
10:01 I freely admit I'm rifling through #authors2follow for new people to follow. #
12:35 Today I learned that merely reciting the lyrics to "The Song That Never Ends" makes them sound really deep and existential. #