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17:22 "@lovelyladypa: PA News: Protesters say Toomey meets with fat cats but not jobless : t.co/iROjJsq" I am so very unsurprised. #
17:26 "@cnnbrk: Louisiana father confesses to decapitating special-needs son. t.co/dmcjk9L" D: #
17:31 I'm still trying to figure out when Bachmann decided it was her right to tell me that my uncle's partner of 30 yrs isn't also my uncle. #
20:40 I'm the only atheist in my family. Every so often my great-uncle asks me if I want to go to mass with him and we laugh and laugh and laugh. #
20:44 @cleolinda I write fantasy and science fiction. I have a Hello Cthulhu shirt. And about four different shirts which mention zombies. #
21:00 @cleolinda @particle_person Ooo, ooo! I didn't mention pants! #homenowpantsoff #thebestpartoflivingalone #
21:06 @cleolinda Haven't we learned enough about society yet?! #
21:11 @iansomerhalder I imagine kissing someone who only eats eucalyptus leaves guarantees minty-fresh breath every time. #
21:20 Dear GOP candidates: I know you think we live in the 1950s, but even in the 50s they had cameras + mikes to capture the BS politicians say. #
21:59 Rick Perry: The only man for whom "The Lynching Of Leo Frank" was a comedy. #
22:03 "@USRealityCheck: Rick Perry Questions Obama’s Patriotism: t.co/tfmUP1N tp #US" *coughSECESSIONcough* #
22:38 I wonder if I could get from #replacemovienameswithbacon to another trending hashtag in six tweets or less. #
23:28 I only just noticed this. :D - Writers You Might Like, Number 3(ish)! - t.co/DUSaNbh #
08:12 I hate when media members say Romney and Perry look like a president. What, like white men? #
08:14 Bachmann lied about going to her family reunion. When you believe your lesbian stepsister is of Satan, though, I'm not sure they miss you. #
08:20 I give the GOP candidates far too much shit. It's okay if my president thinks me a perverted Satanic communist baby-hating feminazi, right? #
08:28 Heroine Addiction, by yours truly. :) t.co/gaMT6Wq #ebooks #books #kindle #lgbt #glbt #superheroes #scifi #ihavenoshame #
08:43 Seeing the most recent candids of @ChazBono with the beard made me smile. He looks really great and really happy lately. :) #
08:58 @SmartBitches Okay, all this talk of the '80s and sparkly denim jackets got the
Teen Witch rap song stuck in my head. t.co/jc2XeB4 #
09:06 @FrankConniff Remember, Frank, as an American, your time spent on TV unfortunately disallows you from calling a politician a moron. #
09:12 "@CNNVideo: Parents spank their daughter to death in the name of God. Video: t.co/2VEdZwa" What the ever-loving FUCK. #
09:15 You have to pay $15 to speak to Paul Ryan. I'd rather go see a Smurfs matinee three days straight. #
09:17 Have any of the GOP candidates who are for less government spending vowed to start by turning down their presidential paycheck yet? #
09:19 I've got a shelf full of books about historical disasters to show where all these regulations GOP candidates hate come from. #
09:22 After things like the Titanic sinking and the Our Lady of the Angels fire, regulations always form to stop them from happening again. #
10:46 NGL, I saw #OnceYouGetMarriedYouCant trending + it took me a minute to realize that last word wasn't crude. #
12:49 Bryan: Is it bad if I want to eat a stick of butter? Me: Not if you're secretly Paula Deen. #