I hate birds.

[apocalypsos]

• 20:17 A Tea Party activist confronted Obama at a public event? This is like that time a left-wing protester got to confront Bush at ... oh, wait. #
• 20:23 Christine O'Donnell walked off the set of @piersmorgan's show. Huh. Must have left the cauldron bubbling. #
• 20:32 @GailSimone I took a photo of the shelf where my books would have gone when I stopped at my Borders for the last time. #
• 21:40 The most frustrating thing about getting new music is your largest MP3 player only holding 1/3 of what you already have. #firstworldproblems #
• 07:19 @wilw Oh, Starburst is doing the right thing for all concerned now and selling boxes of just red and pink ones. #ImTeamCherryThough #
• 07:21 Some people are too busy seeing God's face on potato chips and wood grains to see him in our beautiful planet and the awesome people on it. #
• 07:26 Self-published authors are like indie bands. Some of them suck, and some of them confirm publishing houses needs a smack upside the head. #
• 07:29 My cat is the only cat I know who couldn't care less about wearing the Cone of Shame. #
• 08:28 Dear media: Liberals weren't mad because Bush went on vacation. We were mad because he went on vacation ALL THE TIME. #
• 13:09 My arms are sunburned and my legs are still pale. I look like I was sunbathing in a bra and the bottom half of a snowsuit. #

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