I hate birds.

[apocalypsos]

• 17:08 The speed at which I turn into a six-year-old tomboy when at a lake is epic. "OOO, A TOAD! *scampers after it*" #
• 17:11 I was just wading barefoot in a forty-dollar dress. I feel like a Marie Claire photo spread, but cheaper and muddier. #
• 19:26 My cat's response to getting a bath just now was to piss on my futon right on front of me while glaring at me. I may have died laughing. #
• 10:57 @ERICBALFOUR It's no fair we can't just fire them all. We DO pay their paychecks, after all. And we'd cut gov't spending! #
• 12:32 @feliciaday I hate when that happens. (OT, but if you'd like a copy of my book for Kindle, I can provide one for free. :)) #

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