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[apocalypsos]

You have a crush on someone on LJ, don't you? So, go admit it anonymously and get it off your chest!

I posted mine anonymously, then realized anyone who's read this journal at all and has either two brain cells to rub together or just one really hyperactive brain cell with a twitch can figure out which one is me. Aw, fuck it.

And someone picked me! *snuggles you, whoever you are*

EDIT: *snerk* I give up on being anonymous. It's not like I have a chance in hell anyway. *prances off to be all public with the swooning*

Comments

[mice.livejournal.com]

Great going, you and that harem. I'll never hear the end of it. He'll mock me until eternity. He will point, and laugh, and mock and his (upper) head will get so big it won't fit through a door, let alone a plane, which means it will never find it's way to the US.

*sigh*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Eh, point him in my direction. I'm the one who actually used the word and besides, I'm used to being mocked. As for the swollen head, we're just going to have to have him turned into a hot air balloon for the trip over.

So, you want to borrow him after I'm done with him?

[mice.livejournal.com]

You do have excellent taste, though. He'll do more than mock me, though, if I tell you that I have compromising pictures of him and that he has an outstanding six pack. And that's just for starters...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You have pictures and he has a six-pack? Now, I know I'm in love, although with who is starting to get cloudy ...

[mice.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're not falling in love with me, are you? Because I'm fairly sure you're not drunk and I don't have the six pack...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

No, no, I'm still all over him. But there are pictures and a six-pack, and it's one in the morning. My brain is floundering.

[mice.livejournal.com]

...you could have lied about your tawdry and forbidden love for me. Did I mention I have the pictures on .jpg and on my desktop?

Dance for me, minion.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I hate you.

And yet, I also love you. Oh, woe, this vicious circle.

[thedivinegoat.livejournal.com]

I posted mine anonymously, then realized anyone who's read this journal at all and has either two brain cells to rub together or just one really hyperactive brain cell with a twitch can figure out which one is me. Aw, fuck it.

I think, if people are honest, they're half hoping their crushes will guess it's them posting.

And someone picked me!

Who wouldn't! ;-)