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16:03 #buyabiggaynovelforscottcardday How about my bisexual ex-superheroine novel? With her big gay dad + his partner! :) t.co/2fnaLXJ #
16:20 @zviltv Yup, should be able to get it through Lulu here: t.co/eS3zPNL #
16:38 @LAGilman I'm not afraid of Tropical Storm Nate. Hurricane Parker, on the other hand ... #
17:01 @zviltv I can email you an EPUB copy if you'd like. :) #
18:32 I am going to watch Titanic 2 now. Well, I had a lot of unanswered questions after the first movie. Like, can you get negative Oscars? #
18:39 I am watching Titanic 2 rather than the GOP debate because I can only handle one disaster a night + Titanic 2 counts twice over. #
18:41 The great thing about your dad directing a movie is that you can play the sex symbol even if you look like you were carved out of butter. #
18:43 @paulinalogan I'm amazed I haven't seen it by now. It's like my thesis! :D #
18:45 One supposed sex symbol - check. Three hangers-on - check. One pair of visible nipples - check. One probably tiny penis - check. #
18:46 Aw, look, the wheelhouse is steampunk! #
18:47 Also, they totally made that guy play the captain because he's the only one whose modeling agency allowed him to keep his chin pubes. #
18:51 I think I should invest in green screens just in case they make a Titanic 3. #
18:52 Did this guy loop his dialogue using two paper cups and a string? #
18:53 This ia making me miss James Cameron's stellar grasp of romantic dialogue. #
18:56 Brooke Burns might want to stop smiling when she predicts total North Atlantic disaster. Just sayin'. #
19:03 The good thing abt bringing 3 top-heavy women w/ you onto a sinking ship is that I really don't have to make a flotation device joke, do I? #
19:04 Wait, is their sex symbol also their J. Bruce Ismay? Really? #
19:06 You're not going to win an Oscar, First Officer! Stop wasting your energy attempting to act. #
19:08 If this movie keeps it up plot-wise, Gene Hackman is going to show up in ten minutes in a priest's costume. #
19:09 @cleolinda GODDAMN YOU NOW I WANT BACON. #
19:10 This panic scene is the point in an Airplane movie where a braless woman would run past and wave her chest at the camera. #
19:14 Wait, so the designer guy designed the bulkheads exactly like the original ship? I'm starting to think he didn't see the first movie. #
19:17 @cleolinda I don't have BARK BARK BARK BARK. I have to settle for silent cat staring. #
19:18 @spsenski #GOPdebate What, comparing gay marriage to everything but the kitchen sink doesn't count? #
19:23 You're not going to die, you twit, you're just covered in ketchup. #
20:00 I am positive that the best book ever written is the one Kathleen Turner finishes at the beginning of Romancing the Stone. #
21:01 What Did Ali Lohan Do To Her Face? - The Famous - omg! on Yahoo t.co/5gXoVaY - ... the HELL?! #
08:07 It's not the crowd cheering Perry's execution rate that creeped me out. It's that I'm sure bringing up Willingham wouldn't have stopped it. #
08:54 If the applause was any indication, the GOP debate's entire audience was without sin and carrying stones. #
14:54 Anyone who doesn't think that my cubicle prominently features a full Halloween candy bowl even now does not know me at all. #
14:56 @Kajivar Seriously? Last I heard they were evacuating all areas hit by Agnes way back in the 70s, which is a LOT. #