apocalypsos | I hate birds.

18:47 Cat Rule #9: While looking for a comfortable spot to sleep on your chest, the cat will always step on the most painful spot on your boobs. #
19:38 Today I am confirming that I am the queen of bad internet ideas while watching MST3K reruns. Things balance out, I suppose. #
19:45 I feel like I should warn everyone that I am very, very, very bad at responding to anything. I am the human version of Dugg from Up. #
21:48 "@changethemusic: “@enablelove: t.co/rEKTiXp ngl that's quite a powerful pic” Wow.." That is so incredibly beautiful. #
01:37 @vanderjames I'm a bit saddened that any American still goes without the same med benefits every first world country gets, quite frankly. #
01:42 @SethGreen @ClareGrant Pfft. It would only be a spoiler if Sookie didn't kill someone who could be construed as a bitch every other week. #
01:54 @pattonoswalt No Explosions (A-, Britain) - Intricate romance dir. by James Cameron + written by someone who's actually *talked* to a woman. #
09:28 I'm selling my stupid depression to the highest bidder. I could use the money, + you can make your worst enemy constantly empty + miserable. #
09:32 @cleolinda Oh, sweet caramel Christ, a Highlander reboot? I thought we killed it and now we're bringing the franchise back to ... oh, wait. #
14:07 @OTOOLEFAN FYI, it says a lot about a guy when none of the other cast mbrs fron his two biggest shows follow him on Twitter. #
14:33 I really wish one of the signs I'm having a low point in my depression wasn't eating everying in sight like a Hoover on hyperdrive. #
14:35 Example: I'm only barely fighting the urge to have my second fudge ripple ice cream cone of the day. #