I hate birds.

[apocalypsos]

• 19:36 I am watching Vanity Fair rather than the CNN debate b/c if I want to see people be mean selfish jerks I'd prefer they be in period costume. #
• 20:43 So Tea Party debates get their biggest cheers over state executions and uninsured people dying? I know sociopaths know no shame, but jeez. #
• 22:10 Dear neighborhood skunk: If I looked outside my window to see you holding up a ghetto blaster + refusing to leave, I wouldn't be surprised. #
• 23:25 You know, most years when the GOP has a debate over which one is the most miserly soulless creep, the winner WON'T get to run for president. #
• 23:28 I know I joke that the GOP health care plan is a plastic milk jug on a minimart countertop for every sick American, but ... no, really. #
• 14:47 I wonder what it says about me that my way of editing a draft involves scissors, scotch tape, Sharpies, a blank wall and booze. #

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